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Oct 08, 2006 08:48

PRELUDE: sans amor: D: is that why no one can ever find god?
sans amor: because...
sans amor: you hide him in your pants?


hilarosity: IT'S RAINING
hilarosity: I KNEW IT
hilarosity: MY JOINTS KNEW IT
sans amor: pffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttttt
sans amor: you are god then
sans amor: u_u you can predict the future
sans amor: you KNEW it
hilarosity: maybe my knees are god D:?
hilarosity: my knees knew it D:
sans amor: D: is that why no one can ever find god?
sans amor: because...
sans amor: you hide him in your pants?
hilarosity: LOL
sans amor: ._.
hilarosity: sometimes i wear shorts D:
hilarosity: so ....they could TRY and find him
sans amor: but most people are taller than your knees D:
sans amor: o_o
sans amor: so
hilarosity: well they're just NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH
sans amor: only children can find him?
hilarosity: yes well the children find him easier
sans amor: ._. oh
sans amor: huh
sans amor: >>
hilarosity: <<
sans amor: .... are you sure your knees are god
sans amor: i need to go tell
sans amor: the jehovah's witness people
hilarosity: you....were the one that said they were D:
sans amor: D: but they're your knees
sans amor: OMG
sans amor: IF THEY'RE YOUR KNEES
sans amor: AND YOUR KNEES ARE GOD
sans amor: THEN DO YOU OWN GOD
sans amor: @_@
hilarosity: i...dont' own my knees, do i? i think...they're just a part of me n)n
hilarosity: *n_n
sans amor: .... then you are.... an extension of god? D: god's... pinky?
hilarosity: well...
hilarosity: i think i'm quite large for a pinky
hilarosity: as...in relation to my knees
hilarosity: i am ...larger.
sans amor: god's.... hair? ._.
hilarosity: god...must have big hair
sans amor: he used to dance the disco?
hilarosity: maybe he really liked that era...
sans amor: god with an afro
sans amor: god is... your knees
sans amor: knees on jamie
sans amor: jamie = afro?
hilarosity: ...hmmm.
sans amor: ._.
hilarosity: so...hmm...
hilarosity: are you sure that i'm the afro?
sans amor: ._. i dunno. if you're not god's afro, what are you?
hilarosity: maybe
hilarosity: god wears a turban.
hilarosity: or
hilarosity: he could wear something else on his head
hilarosity: like...anything
hilarosity: maybe a rainbow!
sans amor: jamie = rainbow turban?
sans amor: ._. wait
sans amor: where's heaven?
sans amor: if god lives in heaven
hilarosity: well...obviously at the level of...my knees
sans amor: and god... is your knees
sans amor: oh ._. so you gotta be short to go there
sans amor: hmmm
sans amor: i might be able to fit
sans amor: but not jess D:
sans amor: ;__;
sans amor: no jess goes to hell
hilarosity: D:
hilarosity: well
hilarosity: i have two knees right so...
hilarosity: maybe if i put them on top of each other
hilarosity: in some way
hilarosity: there will be enough room
sans amor: :D!
sans amor: maybe!
sans amor: so...
sans amor: does this mean
sans amor: you're with the "in" crowd in heaven?
sans amor: can you sneak people in
sans amor: and kick people i don't like out?
sans amor: can you kick jesus out?
sans amor: D:
hilarosity: D:
hilarosity: DDDD:
hilarosity: JESUS???
hilarosity: omg
hilarosity: NO.
hilarosity: IT'S JESUS
hilarosity: gah. what are you thinking. that would be like...cutting off my big toe.
sans amor: DDDD: aww, he has to stay? can we like... tar and feather him?
hilarosity: .........i like jesus. and my knees like jesus a lot D:
hilarosity: and i think my knees would...knee you if you tarred and feathered him.
sans amor: ;__; *sniffles* really?
hilarosity: yeah ;_; he's...the son of my knees
hilarosity: so...my kneecaps?
hilarosity: yes. something like that
hilarosity: or maybe
hilarosity: my elbows
hilarosity: since...they are similar.
sans amor: ._. wow, jesus is sure divided
hilarosity: hmm yes. well he likes jews and christians so...that's understandable.
sans amor: ahh u_u
sans amor: well
sans amor: now whenever some jehovah's witness people come buy and ask me if i've found god, i can be like "yeah! i found him in jamie's pants where her knees are :D!!! and i saw jesus too! he's her kneecaps and elbows!"
hilarosity: um i think jesus is just my elbows. but yes that's a good thing to tell them.
sans amor: :D awesome!
sans amor: soo...
sans amor: where is hell.
sans amor: ._. cuz i kinda want to go there too
sans amor: to meet shi
hilarosity: um. well. hell. hmmmmmm. hell is not on me. see cause, hell is completely seperate from god.
sans amor: oh ._. i see
sans amor: hmmm i wonder where hell is
sans amor: hell is hot
sans amor: jin is hot
sans amor: jin = hell?
sans amor: o_O
hilarosity: DDDD: YES
sans amor: i think...
hilarosity: that's good thinking.
sans amor: i wanna go to hell
sans amor: >> sorry jamie
hilarosity: ;_;
sans amor: it's nothing personal
sans amor: i mean
sans amor: your knees
sans amor: versus jin
sans amor: u_u
hilarosity: i see.
hilarosity: hmm okay.
hilarosity: that's fine
hilarosity: god is in my pants so...
hilarosity: i'm not worried.

FireworksArch: WAIT
FireworksArch: Is having God in your pants...enjoyable for HIM
hilarosity: umm
hilarosity: i'm not sure
FireworksArch: What about for you u___u
hilarosity: well. it's god
hilarosity: so it's pretty much heaven.
FireworksArch: ...WAHTWEKJTALSIJEHJAW:EJ
hilarosity: XDDD
FireworksArch: YOU JUST KILLED ME DEAD

ROTFLMAO.

Also...I am going to make a blankety fortress of doom in honor of you, Laur. 8D.

jess, laur, god, tomi

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