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an im....between two friends
bob-hey
rob-hey whats up?
bob-nothing much how about you?
rob-not to much
*time passes*
bob- you still there?
rob-yeah Im on the phone
bob-oh....okay
*more time passes*
bob-so who called?
rob-still on the phone..give me a few minutes
bob-oh sorry...okay
*even more time passes*
bob- *sigh*
rob-hold on okay!
bob- okay okay! sorry!
*even more time passes bye*
bob- dude you have to be done now....
rob-what? done with what?
bob-talking on the phone!
rob-I was on the phone?
bob-yeah man for like 2 hours!
rob-not uh...I think...
bob-dude what is wrong with you?
rob-huh?
bob-man what the hell is your problem if you don't wanna be my friend just say something
rob-whoa...chill man...just sit back and relax...
bob-your fucked up man what have you been smoking
rob- *giggles*
bob- huh?
rob- *giggles harder*
bob- why the f**k are you giggling?
rob- uhmm....I dunno
bob- jesus I knew this would happen!
rob- huh?
bob- every freaking time I talk to you, your either on the phone or or..doing something to completely avoid me
rob- what do you mean I was on the phone!?!?
bob-scroll up jackass
*some more time passes*
bob- well?
rob-well what?
bob-what?
rob-oh I have to scroll up
bob-*rolls eyes*
rob-hahaha you rolled your eyes!
bob- your really pissing me off will you just scroll up god damn it
rob-okay okay
*more time passes*
rob-hey! I was on the phone wasn't I?
bob-yeah! dumbass, with who
rob-no one...
bob-yeah you were you said so just yourself!
rob-oh...yeah...but uhm..it wasn't important
bob- your fucked up man
rob- heheh...yeah I am
bob-come on now, seriously who were you on the phone with
rob- no one!
bob-you must have been you can't have been on the phone with yourself!
rob-oh...yeah...thats true...
bob-well?
rob-well what?
bob-WHO WAS IT?
rob-uhm...my grandma
bob-you were talking to your grandma for two effing hours?
rob-yeah...
bob-about what?
rob-uhmm...apples...and uh...cake...and cheese
bob-what the hell? you don't talk to your grandma about food
rob-you do when you got the munchies!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats what happens when one of your friends are a pot head
ah thankya *takes a bow*
bob-hey
rob-hey whats up?
bob-nothing much how about you?
rob-not to much
*time passes*
bob- you still there?
rob-yeah Im on the phone
bob-oh....okay
*more time passes*
bob-so who called?
rob-still on the phone..give me a few minutes
bob-oh sorry...okay
*even more time passes*
bob- *sigh*
rob-hold on okay!
bob- okay okay! sorry!
*even more time passes bye*
bob- dude you have to be done now....
rob-what? done with what?
bob-talking on the phone!
rob-I was on the phone?
bob-yeah man for like 2 hours!
rob-not uh...I think...
bob-dude what is wrong with you?
rob-huh?
bob-man what the hell is your problem if you don't wanna be my friend just say something
rob-whoa...chill man...just sit back and relax...
bob-your fucked up man what have you been smoking
rob- *giggles*
bob- huh?
rob- *giggles harder*
bob- why the f**k are you giggling?
rob- uhmm....I dunno
bob- jesus I knew this would happen!
rob- huh?
bob- every freaking time I talk to you, your either on the phone or or..doing something to completely avoid me
rob- what do you mean I was on the phone!?!?
bob-scroll up jackass
*some more time passes*
bob- well?
rob-well what?
bob-what?
rob-oh I have to scroll up
bob-*rolls eyes*
rob-hahaha you rolled your eyes!
bob- your really pissing me off will you just scroll up god damn it
rob-okay okay
*more time passes*
rob-hey! I was on the phone wasn't I?
bob-yeah! dumbass, with who
rob-no one...
bob-yeah you were you said so just yourself!
rob-oh...yeah...but uhm..it wasn't important
bob- your fucked up man
rob- heheh...yeah I am
bob-come on now, seriously who were you on the phone with
rob- no one!
bob-you must have been you can't have been on the phone with yourself!
rob-oh...yeah...thats true...
bob-well?
rob-well what?
bob-WHO WAS IT?
rob-uhm...my grandma
bob-you were talking to your grandma for two effing hours?
rob-yeah...
bob-about what?
rob-uhmm...apples...and uh...cake...and cheese
bob-what the hell? you don't talk to your grandma about food
rob-you do when you got the munchies!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats what happens when one of your friends are a pot head
ah thankya *takes a bow*