Feb 19, 2009 21:26
Those reading this have to bear in mind it's, like, IF I were going to shag people who just propositioned me out of the blue, which would definitely be a departure from my normal MO.
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...
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1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv) ?
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS, tv)
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9) Danny Taylor (Without a Trace, tv) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) ?
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv) ?
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv) ?
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D., tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice) This surprises approximately no one.
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv) If anyone's gonna have the moves...
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv) (9 and 10) Ohsofast. >.>
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean, movies)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv) ?
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv)
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies) ?
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) ?
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville, tv) ?
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv) Notsomuch into slow torture, nope.
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv)
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars, tv) ?
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show, tv)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv)
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie)
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv) ?
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv) ?
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie) ?
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
90) Emmett Cullen (Twilight, movie, book)
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie)
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) ?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls, tv)
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins, tv) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv) ?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv)
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv) ?
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie) ?
105) Robert Chase (House M.D., tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1, tv)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv) ?
108) Jack Sheppard (Lost, tv)
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight, movie, book)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, movie, book)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, movie, book)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd, musical, film)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, movie, book)
114) Ronon Dex (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, novel, film)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY, tv) ?
118) Bob Brown (The Unit, tv) ?
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs, tv)
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost, tv)
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY, tv) ?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) ?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office, tv) ?
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report, tv)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno, movie) ?
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses, movie) ?
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D., tv)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs, tv) ?
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly, tv)
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes, tv)
133) Julian Sark (Alias, tv) ?
134) Methos (Highlander, tv) ?
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel, tv)
136) Wash (Firefly, tv) At great risk to life and limb...
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1, tv) ?
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty, tv)
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, tv) ?
141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files, tv)
142) The Joker (tv, comic books, movie)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv)
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis, tv) ?
145) Zack (Bones, tv)
146) Niles Crane (Frasier, tv)
147) Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs, tv)
148) Gambit (X-men, comics) ?
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, tv) ?
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles, movie/book)
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval, tv) ?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy, tv) ?
154) Castiel (Supernatural, tv) ?
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors, tv)
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer, movie) ?
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men, movies) ?
158) Neo (The Matrix, movie)
159) Dorian Grey (The Picture of Dorian Grey, book)
160) John Mitchell (Being Human, tv) ?
161) Simon Tam (Firefly, tv)
162) William Miller (Almost Famous, movie) ?
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens, book)
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica, tv) (I'm not gonna cross Starbuck, you kidding?)
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer, movie) ?
166) John Crichton (Farscape, tv) ?
167) Desmond Hume (Lost, tv) ?
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight, movies not book) ?
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM, tv) ?
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, anime) ?
171) Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds, tv)
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost, tv) ?
173) Will Tippin (Alias, tv) ?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal, tv) ?
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing, tv)
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl, book) ?
177) Arthur (Merlin, tv)
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon, book) ? I'm waiting to read the whole thing together.
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck, tv) ?
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity, tv, more)
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club, movie)
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter, book, movie)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes, tv)
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice, tv) ?
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break, tv) ?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C., tv) ?
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galictica, tv) See Anders...
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls, tv)
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv) ?
190) Henry Spencer (Psych, tv) ?
191) Brain Spilner (Fast and Furious, movie) ?
192) Dom Torretto (F&F, movie) ?
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2, movie) ?
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel, tv) ?
195) Stanley "Ray" Kowalski (dueSouth, tv) ?
196) Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS, tv)
197) Duncan MacLeod (Highlander, tv) ?
198) Patrick Jane (The Mentalist, tv)
199) Eric Weiss (Alias, tv) ?
200) Kendall Cho (The Mentalist, tv) ?
201) Severus Snape (Harry Potter, book, movie)
202) Sam Axe (Burn Notice, tv) ?
203) Matt Parkman (Heroes, tv)
204) Harry Dresden (Dresden Files, books/tv) ?
205) Spock (Star Trek, tv/movies/books/like every form of media ever)
206) Burton "Gus" Guster (Psych, tv) ?
207) Frank Black (Millennium, tv) ?
208) John Locke (Lost, tv)
209) Edmond Dantes (The Count of Monte Cristo, book, movie)
210) The Masked Bandit (The Fall, movie) ?
211) Karl "Helo" Agathon (Battlestar Galactica, tv) With permission.
212) Ares (Xena, tv)
213) Nick (The Demon's Lexicon, book) ?
214) Chad Danforth (High School Musical, movies) ?
215) Billy Costigan (The Departed, movie)
216) Gilbert Blythe (Anne of Green Gables, tv, book)
217) Bruce Wayne, aka Batman (BATMAN, duh. comics, tv, movies, more)
218) (Mr.) Mark Darcy (Bridget Jones' Diary, books, movies)
219) Dickon (The Secret Garden, book, movie)
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