Ladies and Gentlemen, my roommate, Mary Hannan

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We were shopping for groceries yesterday (mind you, this means buying things we feel like snacking on in our room, since we're primarily fed by the University), and contemplating fruit, when Mary burst out with this little gem:

Mer: I don't think I could buy these, they look prepubescent. I'm not a pedophile, even in fruit. Well, not yet anyway.
Kaitlin: *doubles over in silent, horrified laughter. hugs Mer.*

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