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i was watching this documentary on bizarre crimes and there was this one where a father was playing tapes to one of his sons, who is about six years old, where the father is whispering 'kill your brother. suffocate him, you wont get in trouble'. i kept hearing the whispers from the tape in my dreams, and that was no good.
i went to check out the lunch situation in the kitchen, and fernando jumps out from behind the microwave. i have learned in ecology that rats / mice eat holes into their stomach to get the poison out when they ingest it. gross. sorry in advance for that, fernando. youre going down, jerk.
in ecology i learned that bottled water has bacteria in it, and the longer you wait before drinking it, the more time bacteria have to grow and HAVE SEX AND POOP AND DIE in your water.
so drink your water as soon as you get it.
harry potter is the best, probably, ever.
i went to check out the lunch situation in the kitchen, and fernando jumps out from behind the microwave. i have learned in ecology that rats / mice eat holes into their stomach to get the poison out when they ingest it. gross. sorry in advance for that, fernando. youre going down, jerk.
in ecology i learned that bottled water has bacteria in it, and the longer you wait before drinking it, the more time bacteria have to grow and HAVE SEX AND POOP AND DIE in your water.
so drink your water as soon as you get it.
harry potter is the best, probably, ever.