Boobs beat bacon. And in a surprise showing last matchup, duct tape beat beer, so fuck you very much. That brings us, at long last, to the
FINAL ROUND!
The winners of the final four matchups will determine the theme for the next Alexmas, where we will determine the Real Ultimate Winnar. Choose wisely. Oh, what am I saying, you already knocked out beer and bacon, choose like the crazy whackjobs you are.
Goth chicks vs. Leonard Nimoy
Bonus photo:
Poll goth chicks vs leonard nimoy