i only want sympathy in the shape of you crawling into bed with me

[overloved]

i just ate so much chocolate. oh man.

here's a list of stuff i don't have
1. a working vacuum cleaner
2. packing tape
3. boxes
4. money to pay for this move
5. a place to move to.

let me tell you something, though. the day i find a picture or orlando bloomersface with pandas is going to be like my wedding day and four birthdays all at once.







here's an artists rendering of what that might look like