I've been meaning to do this forever

[overlordinate]

"Contact a Super Hero," huh... Talk about morbid curiosity.

...What's the worst that could happen? I'm doing it!

[beep beep beep beep beep beep beep]

[ring... ring... click]

"I'm on my way!"

Wait, what? I didn't even say where I--

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[the_nether_mods]

There's no need to fear! SUPER NETHERMAN is here!

[overlordinate]

...

Okay, that's one cell phone that's useless. At least I've confirmed that.

[the_nether_mods]

Hm! I've noticed that you are in little to no danger, citizen! Curious, considering you chose to contact me!

[overlordinate]

Just as an experiment. You can go home now.

[the_nether_mods]

[strikes a pose]

WRONG YOU ARE! I cannot retreat just yet! One thing remains unattended to.

[overlordinate]

Ugh. What?

[the_nether_mods]

[PANTSES]

That's what you get for wasting a hero's time! NETHERMAN, AWAY!

[overlordinate]

WHA--HEY--YOU CAN'T--

Bastard! Get back here! Dammit!

[pulls pants back up, tripping in the process]