ok, ok, im sorry, i fucked up a little at least i admit it!
Alright,
i know this was supposed to be a daily blog but things have fallen out of the regular tree and into the soup of uncertainty! its not all complaints i'll have you know as the soup is very tasty and warms the belly, but enough about soup. since the last post on this ahem "regular" blog so much has happened that i have forgotten pretty much all of it (aint i great)! i am still madly with the princess so all is super amounts of goodo there and there is an increasing amount of lemonade which is starting to become increasingly unsettling. but never fear for im sure i shall prevail and find the chairs. i am in a wanton mood of personal jokes at the moment so only one other will understand most of what was just written as he has been giving me shit on his live journal (see user: adam_ad) so mighty arab of the kasbah this ones for you buddy! and by this one i mean this post not something i am about to subsequently write that you may spend hours trying to analyze, find no tangible meaning from and give up believing you are a bad friend. so dont worry. err what was i saying again???
Oh yeah, weeks passed have been like tumbleweed in the dessert, frequent, mildly amusing and sometimes accompanied with bizarre music that goes wahewahewah waw waw waw. all in all as per usual i have nothing to complain of except!!!! Mince Pies. this to me is the signal of the end of all rational sanity of the general population. people go wild for mince pies. but only at christmas! why is that?? do the mince pie factories close down after christmas? can you buy mince pies during the non festive period? im pretty sure you cant! how weird is that, entire productions lines dormant waiting for the hallowed time the ancient keepers of the crappy christmas cake recipe appear and turn the decrepit gears once more... AND!!! they lie! theres no fucking mince in a mince pie! if anything fucking lasagne or more obviously shepperds pie should be called mince pie cos it has fucking mince in it! and anyone whos thinking "josh i think you'll find that mince does not necessarily mean meat" I DIDNT ASK YOU DID I? NO? EXACTLY, FUCK OFF. mince is meat not vaguely bizarre tasting fuck-knows-what that they stuff in weirdly decorated pies.
remember kids, Fun is my chinese neighbours middle name.
Ho fucking Ho
Merry fuck off and die.
the casually and openly hostile one,
Josh God Pindard
i know this was supposed to be a daily blog but things have fallen out of the regular tree and into the soup of uncertainty! its not all complaints i'll have you know as the soup is very tasty and warms the belly, but enough about soup. since the last post on this ahem "regular" blog so much has happened that i have forgotten pretty much all of it (aint i great)! i am still madly with the princess so all is super amounts of goodo there and there is an increasing amount of lemonade which is starting to become increasingly unsettling. but never fear for im sure i shall prevail and find the chairs. i am in a wanton mood of personal jokes at the moment so only one other will understand most of what was just written as he has been giving me shit on his live journal (see user: adam_ad) so mighty arab of the kasbah this ones for you buddy! and by this one i mean this post not something i am about to subsequently write that you may spend hours trying to analyze, find no tangible meaning from and give up believing you are a bad friend. so dont worry. err what was i saying again???
Oh yeah, weeks passed have been like tumbleweed in the dessert, frequent, mildly amusing and sometimes accompanied with bizarre music that goes wahewahewah waw waw waw. all in all as per usual i have nothing to complain of except!!!! Mince Pies. this to me is the signal of the end of all rational sanity of the general population. people go wild for mince pies. but only at christmas! why is that?? do the mince pie factories close down after christmas? can you buy mince pies during the non festive period? im pretty sure you cant! how weird is that, entire productions lines dormant waiting for the hallowed time the ancient keepers of the crappy christmas cake recipe appear and turn the decrepit gears once more... AND!!! they lie! theres no fucking mince in a mince pie! if anything fucking lasagne or more obviously shepperds pie should be called mince pie cos it has fucking mince in it! and anyone whos thinking "josh i think you'll find that mince does not necessarily mean meat" I DIDNT ASK YOU DID I? NO? EXACTLY, FUCK OFF. mince is meat not vaguely bizarre tasting fuck-knows-what that they stuff in weirdly decorated pies.
remember kids, Fun is my chinese neighbours middle name.
Ho fucking Ho
Merry fuck off and die.
the casually and openly hostile one,
Josh God Pindard