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[overlord_dammit]

It was my birthday a few weeks ago. I'm 1314 years old now, which is a lot older than all of you pathetic humans.

Genis, you're terrible at fighting with your fists. And I slipped, okay?

There haven't been any new arrivals of prinnies in the Netherworld so I'm still short on vassals. Do any of you need a job?

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[automailmaker]

Really? That old?
Happy Birthday, then.

[overlord_dammit]

Impressed?

[automailmaker]

Maybe. What do you do with all that time?

[overlord_dammit]

I train and rule my kingdom. And play video games.

[automailmaker]

Oh-ho? A kingdom?

That last bit makes you sound like a kid.

[overlord_dammit]

The entire netherworld.

Adults play them all the time!

[automailmaker]

Is it tough, ruling the netherworld?

But among those three things you felt compelled to list video games?

[overlord_dammit]

It's nothing I can't handle.

It's a hobby!

[automailmaker]

Any recent problems?

What kind of video games, then?

[overlord_dammit]

Half of my vassals were blown up.

Action-packed ones!

[automailmaker]

By what?

RPGs, racing, military based games? Like those?

[overlord_dammit]

Some morons at that Halloween party.

I'm awesome at those!

[automailmaker]

That was your place?

How many years of experience?

[overlord_dammit]

You couldn't tell from the flames of Hell and lava everywhere?

Easily seven hundred.

[automailmaker]

It could have easily been someone else's Hell, for all I knew.

Wow. Don't you get bored?

[overlord_dammit]

Well, it's mine.

Of course not. There are high scores to beat!