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Jan 31, 2006 15:02

you wanna hear a shitty story? fucking listen to this. LISTEN.

yesterday was the first day at my new job.

12 bones an hour for 5 days a week, full time.
my title is "patient flow control".
i monitor 20 clinics and 5 conference rooms, my job is to assign a room to each patient that is scheduled, then once assigned i page the doctors and practicioners that are assigned to that patient. once this is finished i write them on the white board on..say "room 23: jones" so i know that room 23 is occupied for 1/2-2 hours (whatever is listed). this process continues all day moving patients to different rooms and paging doctors for the exams. in the mean time, when a doctor and patient are finished, it is my responsibility to go to that room ex. room 23, and lay down new wax paper, linens, sterilize all counter tops and instruments. one ive finished that, i go back to the list of rooms and erase "jones" for room 23, making 23 usable from the next available patient. on average each room has 4-5 patients daily which means 100-125 rooms to assign, page, rigister, and clean.

i just got that fucking job, just fucking yesterday!!!! for the first fucking time since november, i had a goddamn job, and i liked it, really i did. but there was only one fucking problem. the frist day i worked, i got sick, and by the end of the day, i was having trouble breathing through my nose. but i was alright. well the day weined on and eventually i got worse and worse, by the end of the evening, i was slobbering around blowing my nose on every hanky i own... that thats a fuckin' gripa hankys. my chest was pounding, head throbbing, nose running, coughing up the devil in chunks, and people were sayin i look dead. sooo, i got to sleep at 4am and woke up at 7am to go to work. i got out of bed and started getting ready, feeling fucking horrible as ever. i went into the bathroom to blow my nose and fucking blood comes out this time... ok. long story short---->

yesterday i started work at a steril hospital, and today, i don't have a job. and you know whats great. i had no fucking chance even. clinic + sick boy new on the job = FIRED

fuck all y'all. if any of you so much as blinks at the thought of lecturing me i'll fucking kill you.
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