in keeping with my old tradition of posting awesome jokes:
A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER ASKS HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
THE BEAR SAYS "I'D LIKE A ROOT....BEER" AND THE BARTENDER GOES "SURE MAN, BUT I HAVE TO ASK... WHY THE BIG PAUSE?" *BEAR RAISES HANDS AND SHRUGS* "I WAS BORN WITH THEM!"