“If I was you, I’d give me a dollar.”
Hobo: Please man, can I have 25 cents? It’s to eat, ya know…
Man: Here you go. But if I was you, I’d eat something else.
-Hylan Boulevard, Staten Island
Overheard by: Helniev
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