Wednesday One-liners Are a Dumb Idea
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Suit on cell: Yeah, but none of us respect Alex...Why? Because he's a retard!
--53rd & 5th
Overheard by: Sara B.
Lady: When will you quit taking stupid pictures?
--51st & 6th
Guy on cell: Yeah, this is the stupidest thing ever! All that stuff I did before doesn't even seem stupid anymore.
--Columbus Circle
Overheard by: Jason Evans
Drunk woman: You...you cannot possibly understand...and it's not 'cause you're stupid...which you're not...Because you have no estrogen...you could not possibly understand what chocolate means to a woman.
--LIRR
Overheard by: Lauren
Stewardess guy: ...and if you have any problems figuring out the touch screen entertainment center, we'll try and find the nearest 7 year old to help you.
--Delta Song plane, JFK
Overheard by: PaulinaK
Man: I couldn't watch it again. It was so redundant.
--Union Square
Chick: I don't make fun of people who were born retarded. I make fun of people who were born, and now they're retarded.
--West 3rd & LaGuardia
Overheard by: Saaaza
