Wednesday One-liners is Just a Number
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Guy: Well, she was like 35, so she wasn't hot...
--21st & 6th
Overheard by: Tommy Raiko
Queer: I'll totally let him molest me...if only I were 15 again!
--14th & B
Overheard by: Big Pisces
Little boy: Aw man, hurry up, Fernando! I wasn't born tomorrow!
--PS 8, Washington Heights
HS guy: I swear, someday I'm going to say, "I hit on the hottest girl today," and someone's gonna come up and say, "Another fourth grader?".
--University & 12th
Hipster guy: She was really depressed when she turned 19. No more
"barely legal."
--Houston & A
Overheard by: Peter
