Indignant
Also at 7/11 Day.
Girl 1: I'm buying a large slurpie
Girl 2: But it's a free small.
Girl 1: I'm not saying "Happy 7/11 Day to a cashier who doesn't care to get a free slurpie.
Girl 2: Well, I'll suffer the indigence if it's free,
Girl 1 gets a large cup: Unhappy 7/11 Day
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And at the supermarket.
Aisle Whatever, looking for snail bait, girl trying to flirt with store clerk.
Store Clerk: I should be able to see it. I have my glasses. I tried contacts, but I have FLAT eyes.
Girl: I HAVE TRIANGLE EYES!