FUCK YOU!! and the diaries of an agnostic church go-er.
SCREW YOU! and the stories of an agnostic church go-er
&so tonight. was church.
how ex-fregging-citing.
i know. i know. you're thinking.
"now amber, that place could not possibly be that bad"
but i just have one question,
if that's the case, why didn't i see you there?
exactly my point.
let me explain my church. it's alot like school.
you have your jocks
[pastor's son, and all the lil friends of the pastor's son]
and your cheerleaders.
[pastor's son potential screw buddy. and screw buddies friends]
now. this group. whom i would like to call group a.[ss holes] is very "cool"
they are very favored because of the group leader, wich is usually the pastor's son.
are they cute? no. not really. do they think they are? yes. alot.
do girls chase after them and offer them free secks?possibly the cheerleaders.
do they take it? when offered.
*the above mentioned sits directly in the front. and you don't mess with that.
you just don't*
THEN you have your wannabees.
[people that are too fat/ugly/shy/strange/not" cool" enough to be in group a]
i would like to reffer to them as group b.[itch faces] they are known for
going to any extent to be "popular". or "accepted" as i like to say.
are they cool/popular/any of the above?they like to think so.
are they nice?no. not really. do they really wear alot of makeup??and smell nice?yes.
would you reccomend sitting with them??no.
*the above mentioned sits directly behind group a. in hopes that they will one day sit
WITH them. it won't happen.*
then you have your skaters/stoners/loners.
[people that are sooo doped up all the time they cant talk straight.]
we'll call them group c.[ock suckers]. this group is popular for selling drugs.
and buying drugs. wich in return amkes hillvue. well, hillvue.
are they nice?yeah. alot nice. but stupid. will they be "cool" one day?never.
if i start hanging with them, will i get noticed at all? not. at. all.
is it true they speak a language of thier own?yes. you'll never understand it.
*this group sits on the left directly behind group a&b*
then you have your nerds.
[people that bring x-boxes&light sabers to church& practice their battle movement]
they're group d.[umbasses] they're known for eating things, that no human should.
and very well known for their gas passing.
no questions here. they arent even worth it. trust me. just avoid them. at all costs.
*this group sits to the RIGHT of group c.*
then you have your freaks.
[people that are too dumb to be in group d.]
this is group e.[mo wanna bee] they're known for practicing anime porn in class
and singing barney songs during worship. they apperantly think this is awesome.
it's not. stop.
are they "cool" in any way?you ask that alot. are they nice?if you're nice first.
is it true they act like vampires?yes. some even have fake fangs. but they colored 'em red
so they don't look real anymore.
*this group sits behid group d, there's no more room on the left of the room*
then you have people like me, that sit and watch in amusement and embarrasement.
[people that are made fun of/laughed at/punched/and get things thrown at them]
this is group f.[ugly wierdos] is known for be able to stand in one place for more than 5
minutes, and still not being noticed enough that someone walks into them. they're also
known for sitting down and people thinking they're trash cans and getting things dumped
on them. and lastly, known for not being known at all by the pastor, who still thinks my name
is amanda. are tehy nice?i'd like to think so. but we keep our gaurds up.
why aren't they noticed??if i knew that, wouldn't i fix it??
*this group usually ends up in floors, or alone in the corners of the room nobody wants.*
note to self. never go when other people don't.
why?? becuase, you get there, and realize, your friends, have other friends.
wich in return leaves you alone.
yay?
also. when you finally find someone to sit with, [becuase heaven knows you don't wanna
sit alone, and potentially end up next to a youth leader, becuase that wouldn't be "cool"]
sitting with them, also means sitting with thier friends, ojoy! not really, becuase then.
you hafto share half of your seat with a kid that can't fit his own...
another note to self. when going to church, don't talk to someone that likes you.
why?? even though you're trying to be nice, they don't realize you're just being nice.
which in return leaves you stuck with them following you everywhere.
when everyone knows you smell like bread.
yet, another note to self. never, and i mean never, sit next to someone that's louder than you.
why?? becuase, they decide to fluctuate their heavenly gasses during the middle of class.
WHICH in return, leaves you embarassed, becuase then everyone that sits in group a.
of the class, is now looking, pointing, and laughing at group me.
and they think it was you.
what are some ways to fix this?
there are lots of ways. one, don't sit next to anyone you don't know. ever.
2.don't talk to anyone. even if you know them. just don't.
3. dont worry about sitting with anyone. more than likely, if you're sitting by yourself.
nobody cares enough to sit and laugh at you.
anymore quesitons or comments. just type below. thanks.
&so tonight. was church.
how ex-fregging-citing.
i know. i know. you're thinking.
"now amber, that place could not possibly be that bad"
but i just have one question,
if that's the case, why didn't i see you there?
exactly my point.
let me explain my church. it's alot like school.
you have your jocks
[pastor's son, and all the lil friends of the pastor's son]
and your cheerleaders.
[pastor's son potential screw buddy. and screw buddies friends]
now. this group. whom i would like to call group a.[ss holes] is very "cool"
they are very favored because of the group leader, wich is usually the pastor's son.
are they cute? no. not really. do they think they are? yes. alot.
do girls chase after them and offer them free secks?possibly the cheerleaders.
do they take it? when offered.
*the above mentioned sits directly in the front. and you don't mess with that.
you just don't*
THEN you have your wannabees.
[people that are too fat/ugly/shy/strange/not" cool" enough to be in group a]
i would like to reffer to them as group b.[itch faces] they are known for
going to any extent to be "popular". or "accepted" as i like to say.
are they cool/popular/any of the above?they like to think so.
are they nice?no. not really. do they really wear alot of makeup??and smell nice?yes.
would you reccomend sitting with them??no.
*the above mentioned sits directly behind group a. in hopes that they will one day sit
WITH them. it won't happen.*
then you have your skaters/stoners/loners.
[people that are sooo doped up all the time they cant talk straight.]
we'll call them group c.[ock suckers]. this group is popular for selling drugs.
and buying drugs. wich in return amkes hillvue. well, hillvue.
are they nice?yeah. alot nice. but stupid. will they be "cool" one day?never.
if i start hanging with them, will i get noticed at all? not. at. all.
is it true they speak a language of thier own?yes. you'll never understand it.
*this group sits on the left directly behind group a&b*
then you have your nerds.
[people that bring x-boxes&light sabers to church& practice their battle movement]
they're group d.[umbasses] they're known for eating things, that no human should.
and very well known for their gas passing.
no questions here. they arent even worth it. trust me. just avoid them. at all costs.
*this group sits to the RIGHT of group c.*
then you have your freaks.
[people that are too dumb to be in group d.]
this is group e.[mo wanna bee] they're known for practicing anime porn in class
and singing barney songs during worship. they apperantly think this is awesome.
it's not. stop.
are they "cool" in any way?you ask that alot. are they nice?if you're nice first.
is it true they act like vampires?yes. some even have fake fangs. but they colored 'em red
so they don't look real anymore.
*this group sits behid group d, there's no more room on the left of the room*
then you have people like me, that sit and watch in amusement and embarrasement.
[people that are made fun of/laughed at/punched/and get things thrown at them]
this is group f.[ugly wierdos] is known for be able to stand in one place for more than 5
minutes, and still not being noticed enough that someone walks into them. they're also
known for sitting down and people thinking they're trash cans and getting things dumped
on them. and lastly, known for not being known at all by the pastor, who still thinks my name
is amanda. are tehy nice?i'd like to think so. but we keep our gaurds up.
why aren't they noticed??if i knew that, wouldn't i fix it??
*this group usually ends up in floors, or alone in the corners of the room nobody wants.*
note to self. never go when other people don't.
why?? becuase, you get there, and realize, your friends, have other friends.
wich in return leaves you alone.
yay?
also. when you finally find someone to sit with, [becuase heaven knows you don't wanna
sit alone, and potentially end up next to a youth leader, becuase that wouldn't be "cool"]
sitting with them, also means sitting with thier friends, ojoy! not really, becuase then.
you hafto share half of your seat with a kid that can't fit his own...
another note to self. when going to church, don't talk to someone that likes you.
why?? even though you're trying to be nice, they don't realize you're just being nice.
which in return leaves you stuck with them following you everywhere.
when everyone knows you smell like bread.
yet, another note to self. never, and i mean never, sit next to someone that's louder than you.
why?? becuase, they decide to fluctuate their heavenly gasses during the middle of class.
WHICH in return, leaves you embarassed, becuase then everyone that sits in group a.
of the class, is now looking, pointing, and laughing at group me.
and they think it was you.
what are some ways to fix this?
there are lots of ways. one, don't sit next to anyone you don't know. ever.
2.don't talk to anyone. even if you know them. just don't.
3. dont worry about sitting with anyone. more than likely, if you're sitting by yourself.
nobody cares enough to sit and laugh at you.
anymore quesitons or comments. just type below. thanks.