A Little Bit Of GARY!!!!!
*Talking about a ring that he wears...it's looks like a couple of zig-zig lines wrapped around his finger*
"This ring here *points to ring* is a magician's ring. You will not see one of these unless you are a magician, see a magician, or were given one by a magician. But, I was walking along the street one day and there was a woman who told me she was a witch...I said to her..."Yea right...you're just crazy!" But sure enough, she kissed me and I turned into a HOTEL!"
*While practicing/observing stage fights*
"Who wants to get punched in the face?!?!"
"Do people get stabbed on stage? YES! They even get stabbed in the parking lots!"
*Watching a movie...forgot the name...*
"Right there, it looks like under that cloth and umbrella they're taking part in a little sexual horny course...but they AREN'T!"
*Practicing improv.*
"What do you do if you need to pee and you are with a really great girl that you wanted to go out with for a long time and the door to the bathroom is locked?"
-student-"Pee on yourself!"
"Yes, pee on yourself, that's GOOD! NO!, that's not good! Especially if this young man is wearing a white suit!"
*Watching 'A Streetcar Named Desire'*
"I am built just like Brando, under these big puffed sleeves I am RIPPED! I have abs of steel, and buns of rubber....or something." -mind you this is a very skinny, older man.-
*Out of the clear blue...from one of his many tangents that he goes on during class*
-Gary-"Those rabbit's foot keychains, are they real rabbit's feet?"
-student-"Yes, look under all that fur...you'll find some toes 'n' stuff..."
-Gary-"Gross! You mean to tell me that there is a rabbit hopping around out there with only three feet because I am carrying this thing around?!?!"
GOTTA LOVE GARY! More of Gary to come after a few classes.
"This ring here *points to ring* is a magician's ring. You will not see one of these unless you are a magician, see a magician, or were given one by a magician. But, I was walking along the street one day and there was a woman who told me she was a witch...I said to her..."Yea right...you're just crazy!" But sure enough, she kissed me and I turned into a HOTEL!"
*While practicing/observing stage fights*
"Who wants to get punched in the face?!?!"
"Do people get stabbed on stage? YES! They even get stabbed in the parking lots!"
*Watching a movie...forgot the name...*
"Right there, it looks like under that cloth and umbrella they're taking part in a little sexual horny course...but they AREN'T!"
*Practicing improv.*
"What do you do if you need to pee and you are with a really great girl that you wanted to go out with for a long time and the door to the bathroom is locked?"
-student-"Pee on yourself!"
"Yes, pee on yourself, that's GOOD! NO!, that's not good! Especially if this young man is wearing a white suit!"
*Watching 'A Streetcar Named Desire'*
"I am built just like Brando, under these big puffed sleeves I am RIPPED! I have abs of steel, and buns of rubber....or something." -mind you this is a very skinny, older man.-
*Out of the clear blue...from one of his many tangents that he goes on during class*
-Gary-"Those rabbit's foot keychains, are they real rabbit's feet?"
-student-"Yes, look under all that fur...you'll find some toes 'n' stuff..."
-Gary-"Gross! You mean to tell me that there is a rabbit hopping around out there with only three feet because I am carrying this thing around?!?!"
GOTTA LOVE GARY! More of Gary to come after a few classes.