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[hopefulgaze]

Ah, my head - it's so bloody early in the morning, why am I even awake?

Well, I guess I'll go get breakfast and then start training... but I'm so tired! I'd better not be getting sick... I won't be able to keep up with the others and then Kanda will start in on me for being weak. Ugh.... or maybe I'll get breakfast first. That sounds like a good

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[supervised]

Tea!?

That's almost blasphemous, young man! Has no one taught you about the caffeinated wonders of COFFEE~!? Hmm, not that I don't appreciate a nice oolong now and then, but really. You mustn't neglect the nectar of the gods~!!

[hopefulgaze]

Oh! Komui!

... Komui?

Ah, w-well, I don't mind coffee when Lenalee makes it! I think tea is probably better for you, though...

[supervised]

.....somehow I feel like there's something really wrong with that statement... what is the matter with me today?

....but, er-- Nonsense! Coffee is chock full of various antioxidants and, most importantly, caffeine. I guzzle several cups a day and look what it's done for me!! Don't you want to grow up tall, handsome and fantabulously intelligent like yours truly, young man~?

[hopefulgaze]

Coffee also causes you to fall face-first in your desk when the caffeine wears off. Though I suppose it's better than liquor, if you want to use Master as an example.

Why do I feel like I'm still dreaming?

[supervised]

Hm, I guess occasionally, maybe, but this is a drawback easily remedied by just drinking more coffee~~ You should give it a try! You wouldn't want to fall asleep halfway through your training, would you?

[hopefulgaze]

With my luck, I wouldn't make it through before the caffeine wore off... but maybe I'll try a little!

[supervised]

That's the spirit! After you've had the good stuff you might never want to go back to tea again~~~~ I'll ask Jerry to make you a pot with my special blend. Ultra high-quality beans imported all the way from Jamaica~ Oh it's good to be Supervisor.