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[overchay]

TITLE: The Tail
RATING: NC-17
WORD COUNT: ~1,200
WARNINGS: Tail!fic. Yeah. Rodney has a tail. There is some smut to be had. The end.
FANDOM / PAIRING: Stargate: Atlantis / McShep
AUTHOR: overchay
DISCLAIMER: Don't own any of this. This doesn't belong to me. The characters aren't mine, Atlantis isn't mine, and the tail isn't even mine. John has dibs.

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Comments

[imagechild]

Oh Good Christ and all that is holy in this Galaxy and the next.

I swear I laughed so hard I cracked a rib--I'll send you pictures, really.

But sleeping with Rodney and his tail was just downright weird. One morning, John woke from a particularly filthy dream with it in his mouth.

best. visual. ever.

I am keeping this line close to my heart and my bosoms forevermore. There will be songs and limericks and perhaps naughty drawings done. You have enriched my life beyond measure---I may name a fish after you. I'll let you know *grin*

[overchay]

That line, actually, almost didn't make it into this! I couldn't come up with a decent ending for a while, and nearly threw out all the sex and was going to leave it at a drabble. But what would a tail!fic be without tail!pr0n, eh?

So lucky you, you got the line and I must confess, I just went and had to show my friend this comment because this is definitely one of my favorite comments ever.

PS >.> fish? What kind of fish? Are they the kind of fish that are given in sacrifice to McKay's cat?

Speaking of his cat, I wonder what it'd make of The Tail....

ANYWAY! So glad you enjoyed this :D and thank you so much for the cute feedback.

[imagechild]

see, now you've made my internal workings go all wonky with the idea of "Teh Mckay Cat" and "Teh tail" having a run-in!! OMG! Teh hilarity will ensue--I can sense it--it's like a disturbance in the force except....tinglier.

and *are* there kinds of fish that aren't for the sacrificing? I mean, maybe a sturgeon...but I can guarantee these won't be in the least sturgeonesque n_n

I am so pleased to be in the "omg cute" area of commenting instead of the "wtf weird" area--it's a hard line to walk, I gotta tell ya ;)

[overchay]

I'm sure it would be quite a painful experience for Rodney, as Rodney Jr. aka the cat, for lack of a better name, would probably try using The Tail as something cool to bat at with his sharp, evil claws.

I wonder if his cat is just as vicious as he is? >.> hmmm Now there's a thought to ponder.

Ummm sharks? :\ Or particularly awesome fish who do not deserve to be eaten?

And 'omg cute' doesn't even cover it. Your comments are like love+crack, so score for you and me.

[imagechild]

cat-snark is hard to manage, but I have complete trust in "Rod Jr." --if he can't deliver the catsnark, no one can. Perhaps he's condescending to his scratchy post and complains about the relatively low quality of his catnip.

I can see a second brownish-colored cat with sticky-up fur who enjoys lazing about and glaring amusedly at "Rodney Jr"....oh God..I just came up with "JohnRodney catfic" I need to go lie down.

we scored, we win at LIFE! There should be dancing and rejoicing. and Jonas and Bananannanannas.

[overchay]

I don't know what it is with Atlantis fandom and transformations but dear lord. I know I can't pull off JohnRodney catfic, but someone ought to. It would probably be just the cutest thing this side of the universe.

ps you made me choke on sierra mist; shame on you ♥