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[the journal is SO picking up his voice]
...I honestly don't know how this happened. It's got to be the castle's fault. [a short pause, in which he thinks this over while holding the mini!Cloud, who's dozing comfortably in his arms] Well, the cribs and babies at least. Don't know who's at fault for Kadaj waking up in bed with me.
I swear I didn't drink last night...
This is all just too damn weird and [his voice fades as he moves away from the journal, but it can pick up muffled traces of conversation] at least he hasn't tried to throw the mini!him out the window though. But the little Kadaj is kind of cute...a girl. But kind of cute.
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God, what would Tifa--oh, hell, everyone--think if they knew I had two kids with Kadaj? [quietly 'asdfghjkl'ing in his head]
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...playing dad is a lot harder than I ever thought it would be. At least they've finally fallen asleep, though. [heavy sigh is heavy]