After catching Oscar snickering behind his back for the 6th time this morning, Boyan finally had enough. "What is the matter that you must grin and silently mock me, Oscar?" He demanded, using his commander voice.
Oscar sighed, and grabbed a piece of paper that was stuck to his back. "Someone played a practical joke on you." He offered the flier for Boyan to read.
Boyan read the flier: I am woman, hear me roar! No really, I normally have breasts like this! Massive! Womanly and all! and a very... undecent photo of him attached. Instinctively, he know it was Xingba's fault and sighed. "Oscar, I didn't know you were such a fan of crude jokes."
"Normally I'm not, but when you've been wandering about camp for three hours now with that sign on, it does tend to get a wee bit amusing." Oscar replied with the flip of his hair.
"You're very well aware that I am a man."
"I know. Green penis and everything."
Boyan sighed again. This was going to be a long day. Then he promptly proceeded to show Oscar how much of a man he really was.
Oscar sighed, and grabbed a piece of paper that was stuck to his back. "Someone played a practical joke on you." He offered the flier for Boyan to read.
Boyan read the flier: I am woman, hear me roar! No really, I normally have breasts like this! Massive! Womanly and all! and a very... undecent photo of him attached. Instinctively, he know it was Xingba's fault and sighed. "Oscar, I didn't know you were such a fan of crude jokes."
"Normally I'm not, but when you've been wandering about camp for three hours now with that sign on, it does tend to get a wee bit amusing." Oscar replied with the flip of his hair.
"You're very well aware that I am a man."
"I know. Green penis and everything."
Boyan sighed again. This was going to be a long day. Then he promptly proceeded to show Oscar how much of a man he really was.
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