And since I couldn't get that image OUT OF MY HEAD... you get to go first. Ass.
It was a normal sunshiney camp day. The zombies were moaning, the toucans were having sex under people's windows, and Ash was offering milk to new, unsuspecting campers. It was, of course, a normal day at camp. Until something arrived.
It was hardly noticable at first, the little pink folded thing, hopping its way across the camp grounds.... until it spoke. "I'm looking for one Oscar M. Himejima please! Excuse me!" Said the pink blob-like thing.
It was Chizuru who noticed what it was first, being a connoisseur of such subjects, "Holy shit, it's a talking vagina."
"Hi yes I am. I was ordered from a very special place cause it seems like there's a mom here with several kids and no vagina. So here I am!" replied the little vagina. "If someone could just point the way to his location, I'll be on my merry little way!"
From the edge of the crowd, someone quickly ran off in a blur of sparkles and hair, most likely to hide in his cabin.
Half the crowd stared at it in a daze. The other half started bursting out in peals of laughter.
It was a normal sunshiney camp day. The zombies were moaning, the toucans were having sex under people's windows, and Ash was offering milk to new, unsuspecting campers.
It was, of course, a normal day at camp. Until something arrived.
It was hardly noticable at first, the little pink folded thing, hopping its way across the camp grounds.... until it spoke. "I'm looking for one Oscar M. Himejima please! Excuse me!" Said the pink blob-like thing.
It was Chizuru who noticed what it was first, being a connoisseur of such subjects, "Holy shit, it's a talking vagina."
"Hi yes I am. I was ordered from a very special place cause it seems like there's a mom here with several kids and no vagina. So here I am!" replied the little vagina. "If someone could just point the way to his location, I'll be on my merry little way!"
From the edge of the crowd, someone quickly ran off in a blur of sparkles and hair, most likely to hide in his cabin.
Half the crowd stared at it in a daze. The other half started bursting out in peals of laughter.
"He went that way."
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BWHAHAHAHAHA.
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