Take Yourself And Disapear, You Are No Longer Welcome Here

Jul 20, 2003 23:20

::Breaks Out Guitar and Mic:: I'm gonna break soon, I'm gonna break soon. There's my theme song, by Less Than Jake. Because I've got so much on my back. And I shouldn't complain, because no one ever promised me when I popped out of my mother's, uh, tummy, I would live a life of luxary.

But this past week just sucked.And I'm so going to blame it on PMS just because I can. I guess that's a perk, you can fall back on that. When guys get bitchy, they have no excuse.

Well I do.

See, I bauled through Remember The Titans. I think it's a great movie. And I didn't realize that the one guy, jersey number 43 was the dude from The Mickey Mouse Club. I used to live for that show.

My spacebar is broken. I got really angry about that.

And I got even angrier when I realized an old Alicia Silverstone movie was on that I used to love but it was the end.

And then, I saw The Goonies was on. Hello? Any kid who was around durning that time would SO not have passed that up. I used to love it, but today I just flipped on by.

And Tomorrow's Monday.

And I'm going to get my period when I head for the beach.

And I'm boyfriendless.

Again.

Yes. It has been a bad week.

And I had to listen to a certain someone go on and on about his significant other, who really annoys me. She does, not him. He's fun because he'll piss me off and I get to read him the riot act, which in all honesty is great to have, because every girl should have a guy to bitch at who will fight back so you can keep going with saucy comments.

There.
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