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The Tron story was apparently an April Fool's joke, that I, in my highly unstable ineptitude, fell for. Which is pretty awesome, when you think about it. But I apologize if I motivated any of you to rush and destroy your copies of the film; however, it's really your own fault and I accept no responsibility and will compensate you nothing for your loss.
I have contacted the Office of Homeland Security in regard to this abuse of their name for the sake of this April silliness, which I'm fairly sure is highly legal. Let that be a lesson to all of you who may or may not be contemplating making a fool of me. I am not a fascist, but I have no qualms about using the mechanisms of fascism to enact vindication upon those who plot against me.
I will now be resigning from my post and entering into rehab because of this incident as well as my rampant anti-semitism and obsession with pornographic materials. Thank you for your support through this troubling period.
I have contacted the Office of Homeland Security in regard to this abuse of their name for the sake of this April silliness, which I'm fairly sure is highly legal. Let that be a lesson to all of you who may or may not be contemplating making a fool of me. I am not a fascist, but I have no qualms about using the mechanisms of fascism to enact vindication upon those who plot against me.
I will now be resigning from my post and entering into rehab because of this incident as well as my rampant anti-semitism and obsession with pornographic materials. Thank you for your support through this troubling period.