(no subject)
While I may (or may not) eventually make a real post in this journal, before any such thing can occur, I feel it is important to clear up a certain controversy which has sprung up recently regarding my sex life.
I am NOT the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!
While it is true that we did have a "romantic" relationship, all of that "romance" took place only in the butt, thereby making conception impossible. While I cannot, of course, recall every single encounter with the upmost detail, my anal preferences are consistent enough for me to be comfortable with my conclusion. It's just how I am...it's my thing...it's how I like it, brown and greasy, with lots of sound effects.
So get off my ass about it. Thank you.
I am NOT the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby!
While it is true that we did have a "romantic" relationship, all of that "romance" took place only in the butt, thereby making conception impossible. While I cannot, of course, recall every single encounter with the upmost detail, my anal preferences are consistent enough for me to be comfortable with my conclusion. It's just how I am...it's my thing...it's how I like it, brown and greasy, with lots of sound effects.
So get off my ass about it. Thank you.