Hero Time the First: Accidental Voice Post

[ovar_9000]

[voice post activated]

-at happened? Where's Snake Way? King Kai? Bubbles? Gregory?

[the sound of someone scratching his head, quite emphatically in fact]

Huh... Guess I'm not in the Otherworld anymore...

[a rumbling sound--yes it's his stomach--a pause, and then a sort-of-laugh]

Ah hah, wow, I'm starving! Better go find something to--Eh? [yes

Comments

[so_very_greedy]

...What the hell is up with your HAIR, man?

voice; 1/2

[ovar_9000]

My hair?

voice;

[ovar_9000]

What about it?

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

Why the hell does it stick up like that?

voice;

[ovar_9000]

It's always been this way. I've never had to cut it or anything.

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

...Are you a homunculus?

voice;

[ovar_9000]

A homunculus?

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

Yeah, homunculus. Artificial superhuman.

voice;

[ovar_9000]

Well, last I checked, I wasn't artificial so I don't think so, no.

Why?

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

Because we're the only guys I know who have hair that never grows.

voice;

[ovar_9000]

Really? How come?

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

How the hell should I know why yours doesn't?

voice;

[ovar_9000]

Well, I know why mine doesn't.

I was asking why yours doesn't.

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

Because homunculi never grow or change.

voice;

[ovar_9000]

Well, that's a bummer. I don't think I'd like never growing or changing.

...Although, I guess the 'growing' part is kind of a moot point since I'm dead.

Re: voice;

[so_very_greedy]

Eh? Dead?