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God help the next person to ask me if I was the "bloke from Hufflepuff who apparently caught Professor Proudfoot sobbing his heart out in the loo", or any variation thereof. Christ. Where did THAT one come from? And honestly, people, what do you THINK? Even if it were true-- which it isn't, by the way, at least the bit about myself being the supposed witness of this rumoured event-- why the deuce would I have then proceeded to blabber on about it all over the school? Right, very sensible, that! Seeing as to how I TAKE HIS CLASS and were I to spread gossip like some sort of infantile twit about him I'd likely FAIL it. Whose bright idea was this, anyway?