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[outspokenlyjon]

Denver: Did you do something to the sign on the door that says 'Keep the effing door shut'? It's now flashing neon colours.

Ash: There's more aloe on the nightstand after your little situation. You really need to do something about your crazy sister. Also more apple turnovers, because Janet at my dad's cafe got overzealous again. Share with Jack

Comments

[smile_high]

There was a sign on the door?

[outspokenlyjon]

Yes. What did you do to it?

[smile_high]

I didn't see the sign! How long has there been a sign?

[outspokenlyjon]

Since the start of term, almost. Because of all the animals running amok. Nathan was expressing concern that his rat would be gobbled up by one of the lolly-shitting cats. How could you have not seen it?! It was expressly made big enough that even YOU could not miss it!

[smile_high]

Oh! I must have missed it. Have I been leaving the door open?

[outspokenlyjon]

The sign was upside down and flashing neon colours and the door was left open yesterday when I got back from dinner. Was it you?

[smile_high]

No! Well, I mean, I may have left the door open, but I didn't do anything to the sign.

[outspokenlyjon]

Right. Well, there seems to be little point in making another sign, given the apparent invisibility of the first one. Just try to leave the door shut from now on.

[smile_high]

I'll try! You could have just said. I'm sorry.

[outspokenlyjon]

Urgh. Now you're going to be all pouty and woebegone. You'd think I was kicking you AND the kittens around like footballs or something.

Er. The sign wasn't directed at you. It was a reminder for everyone. And don't start in on the boo face, it's not necessary.

[smile_high]

What boo face? I don't make a boo face.

[outspokenlyjon]

The one you make whenever we yell at you we call you Denver people are disagreeing and so on. I heard one of the fifth year girls refer to it as a boo face and thought it was apt.

[smile_high]

Oh. Well. I don't mean to make a face.

We should try to find out who messed with your sign!

[outspokenlyjon]

Sure you do. It works wonders on guilt-tripping people who aren't me. Right.

Eh, don't worry about it. Just, y'know, leave the door shut from now on before our dorm is overtaken as well.

[smile_high]

You don't like Carrie's animals? I mean, not that I want Nate's rat to be eaten!

[outspokenlyjon]

I don't have a problem with Corrie's animals in and of themselves. But they DO run about the place a lot, and I can't afford to keep replacing would rather not have damaged school supplies and so on.