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[outsidewindows]

[If Lucifer has been having 'dreams' it's hard to say. He's not in the Chateau for once, or the streets. It's hard to say where, exactly, he is; the wall is featureless behind him.]

As difficult as it is to call this a vacation spot, I thought it was important to find a way to take time off. So here I am, and there you all are.

[More he could say

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[foeyayallday]

I thought all of this was the vacation. They told me it wasn't hell.

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[outsidewindows]

It's not. But if your vacation includes this, I wonder what you would have thought of Disneyland.

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[foeyayallday]

Disneyland?

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[outsidewindows]

A carnival worked by humans dressed up in animal costumes.

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[foeyayallday]

[Blinkblink. What even is that.]

Ah. A human zoo then!

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[outsidewindows]

[How fitting.]

Oh, exactly.

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[foeyayallday]

How boring. I don't go to Earth to watch humans.

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[outsidewindows]

Why do you, then?

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[foeyayallday]

To meet interesting ones. Strong ones.

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[outsidewindows]

To...collect them for your own zoo?

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[foeyayallday]

To fight them.

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[outsidewindows]

And they say cable causes violent thoughts.

So here, we have a wide variety of humans. Some of them even have powers.

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[foeyayallday]

So many of them won't indulge me though. I wonder if I'm looking in the wrong places.

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[outsidewindows]

Sometimes you need to give them incentive.

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[foeyayallday]

True, true~

Like moths to a flame. I'm not interested in moths though.

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[outsidewindows]

Well, if you're looking for equals you won't find them here. Most of these people are so worn out from fighting they just want to grow their gardens and die.