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[outsidewindows]

How many of you still celebrate those little holidays from back home?

[PRIVATE TO CASTIEL]

I sent someone your way. I don't know that she made it, but just in case you end up with an orphan at your door, it's best to let her in.

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dslfkj trigger warning for her entire life

[sonny_delight]

Christmas goose and witch burnings. 'Though in the new world, it tends towards Butterball and good old-fashioned fag drags.

[Yes, that was a drawl on the last two words. She watches South Park, okay.]

y so horrible, Sonja XD

[abrotherlikeyou]

Which you partake in, of course.

because dicks 8|

[sonny_delight]

Well, it's only one part of Yuletide.

S-so eloquent

[abrotherlikeyou]

Yes. The rest is caroling and pageants where you dress up in a Santa bikini and molest my brother.

lmfao are we assuming this is action plz

[sonny_delight]

[eyeroll] He's asking for it by dressing like that. And fuck you, bikinis corrupt our children. I would never.

Hell yes!

[abrotherlikeyou]

[He wants to tell her to keep it above the waist until Cas gets his mojo back. After all, the last thing he needs is Castiel having a stroke. But then again...this might be good for him. These are the reasons he hasn't stepped in on either side.]

Let me ask you something, why Castiel?

[sonny_delight]

He's my very first alcoholic angel and the only one who can't break me in half.

[Said oh-so-casually. Yes, Sonja does appreciate that Cas can't bite back. She's smart and knows when she's massively outgunned. Doot dee doo filing her nails and not looking at you.]

And have you seen him? 100% Grade-A fuckable. And not in the leave-him-in-a-ditch-choking-on-his-underwear kind of way.

[abrotherlikeyou]

[Did you really use any of those words to talk about his socially inept baby brother? Did you?]

Mm. So what kind of state would you be leaving him in?

[wouldsuffice]

Alive. Keep your pants on.

[Man, this hangnail is really annoying, huh.]

[abrotherlikeyou]

[He motions with a finger, to knock her hand away telekinetically]

Do what you like with him, because honestly he seems to enjoy it. But at the end of your fling I want him alive, whole, and with his mind in tact.

[She knows that. He's just reminding her; when she first started toying with Castiel, Lucifer hadn't really cared much about him.]

[wouldsuffice]

[Rolling her eyes with a put-upon sigh.]

Fine. [It's not a fling, and she'd shit a shoe if he actually enjoyed it, but that's information on a strictly need-to-know basis. Which Lucifer doesn't.] I'll leave his virgin flower mind in one piece. Just for you, brother dear.

[abrotherlikeyou]

How flattering. [Smiling at her as if it really is, never mind the utter sarcasm in his tone. But then he makes a motion with his finger.]

Let me see how your sigils took.

[wouldsuffice]

[And she smiles right back as if she has some kind of affection, never mind her inability of same. Then she gives him a Look.]

They're tattoos. [Smiling blandly. Like she doesn't want to stab.] You know how they took.

[abrotherlikeyou]

No, I don't. Turn around. If one of them has so much as a break in a circle because you healed over too far, I need to redo it.

[wouldsuffice]

[ :| ]

This isn't my first set of tattoos.

[abrotherlikeyou]

These were for your protection. If you no longer want it--

[He can heal them up, you bitch.]