[video]

[outsidewindows]

[Lucifer is out and about. When he passes a child he hands it a stuffed toy. There are a few other seemingly random good acts: an extra tool, perhaps, or just a smile.

And then the smile shifts a little as he looks at the PCD.]

Witness the banality of kindness.

I was just kidding. [Elsewhere, offscreen, of course all the gifts are gone.] Now,

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video; i don't even have a laughing icon >|

[expunger]

[Guess who you haven't seen or heard from since the last event ended?

Guess who's laughing a little cruelly at your prank? It's not too mean- just the mildly harsh laughter of a catty woman getting a kick at someone else's expense.]

That would get so boring.

video; Raphael's face would shatter into a million pieces if she laughed.

[youllsayit]

[He likes making you laugh, sister dear. Even if it does take him a moment to be sure this is you]

You flatter me.

video; children would cry, men would gnash their teeth

[expunger]

I'll buy you a card to commemorate the moment.

[outsidewindows]

And it's not even my birthday! Raphael, you've been drinking the Koolaid.

[expunger]

If you ask if it was purple you'll be crossing into racist territory, Lucifer. Try to stay classy.

[outsidewindows]

[Well now he's almost-grinning because you're evented and you're adorable.]

Ah, yes, race is important to beings like us.

[expunger]

It is! Almost as much as gender, now that I think about it.

[youllsayit]

So you've finally decided what gender you like best?

[expunger]

[Materializing an 8-ball out of nowhere and shaking it.]

"Ask again later..."

[youllsayit]

[If Lucifer could laugh, he would be. As it is, he just looks INCREDIBLY happy.]

Are you only taking yes or no questions?

[expunger]

[She shakes the 8-ball again, peers into the window, and... reads something in Enochian.]

Shut up, Lucifer.

[youllsayit]

[He has to steeple his fingers and press those to his lips to keep from laughing.]

What a clever ball you found.

[expunger]

Or clever eyes to read it.

[youllsayit]

Well, yes, but you could have found those anywhere.

[expunger]

I don't scavenge.

[And ew, okay? She can joke but blood and body parts are groce.]

[outsidewindows]

[Uhm, hello, you're with the brother who Takes Things Too Far and then keeps going.]

Barter, then? What did you promise your vessel?