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[outsidewindows]

[Lucifer has the PCD held loosely in one hand, and he is about to say something when something indistinct and very large moves behind him.

He motions with his hand and it explodes into meaty chunks, which he picks off the screen. He looks very annoyed.]

I don't know how you have survived the past hundred thousand years--

Hello, able-bodied [

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[law_of_reason]

How considerate.

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[outsidewindows]

[Dryly] Do you want protection as well, Mayuri?

[He may be an angel of the Lord again but he's still Better Than Everyone. And rude as fuck.]

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[law_of_reason]

Kurotsuchi.

And no, I don't need anything like that.

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[outsidewindows]

Mayuri. Come now, no one knows you better than I.

And good. Keep your experimentations to the demons and...animals, and you really won't.

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[law_of_reason]

I highly doubt that.

What about yourself? I don't think I've dissected anything that claims to be an angel.

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[outsidewindows]

We heal too quickly for that. Besides, you'd have to catch one of us first. [And there's not a chance you could manage that, lowly shinigami.]

I have killed things claiming to be death gods. Do you want to know how that goes?

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[law_of_reason]

If you heal too quickly, then there's no harm in my trying.

Go ahead, explain. [Honest curiosity.]

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[outsidewindows]

No answer for the second condition, then? You'd never catch us, Mayuri.

[He smiles] I could show you first-hand.

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[law_of_reason]

Confidence like that is a weakness, you know. And use Kurotsuchi, I've never invited familiarity with you.

Ah, a threat, is it?

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[outsidewindows]

It's not confidence if it's deserved. [Although the pride has drained from his voice. He sounds almost as monotone as Castiel always does.]

It's an offer.

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[law_of_reason]

It is if you assume there's nothing that can match it.

I'd prefer not to die again just yet.

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[outsidewindows]

Of course there are things that can match it. That can overpower me, even. But you aren't one of them.

Hm. Well, behave, live another day. It's a simple enough method.

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[law_of_reason]

Possible. I don't know the extent of your powers.

But don't presume you can give me orders.

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[outsidewindows]

Consider it advice, then. I don't care how you rationalize it, but leave the humans alone and.... [a shrug]

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[law_of_reason]

Then hope your humans aren't interesting to me.

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[outsidewindows]

[A scoff] I can't imagine how they'd be interesting to anyone.