[Video]

[outsidewindows]

[Lucifer has the PCD held loosely in one hand, and he is about to say something when something indistinct and very large moves behind him.

He motions with his hand and it explodes into meaty chunks, which he picks off the screen. He looks very annoyed.]

I don't know how you have survived the past hundred thousand years--

Hello, able-bodied [

Comments

[video]

[coraltaijiya]

Monsters? Such as the bloodthirsty rabbits?

[video]

[outsidewindows]

And bigger things.

Re: [video]

[coraltaijiya]

[She nods.] Alright, good to know.

[Pause.] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm Sango, and this is Kirara. [Greeting meow a go go.]

[video]

[outsidewindows]

[Kind smile] I know who you are.

I'm Lucifer.

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[coraltaijiya]

You do? [Creeper. She looks briefly unnerved, before deciding that he's bluffing.]

[video]

[outsidewindows]

I do.

[Not bluffing, but he's decided he doesn't really care if people believe him. He does lie often enough that...well, it hardly matters.]

[coraltaijiya]

How?

[This is where she's calling bluff...]

[outsidewindows]

I'm an angel.

[coraltaijiya]

[She has a vague idea of what this is.]

And that gives you omniscience?

[outsidewindows]

To a point.

[coraltaijiya]

To what point? [Paranoid!Sango is suddenly no longer doubting him and wants to know just how much of her privacy this man can invade.]