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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole joeysloss1's purse (30 points). Last Tuesday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I gave benbarnettandme a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In November I helped laughtolevel4 hide a body (-173 points). In April on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-194 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
outsidetheword