Ladies and Gentlemen, we give you... Time and Relative Dimensions in Space!

Jan 19, 2008 11:10

There is a stage set up in the lobby. A stage with lights, musical equipment, speakers.

If you watch, you'll see a band come out on stage. A dangerous-looking woman dressed in very little strides out and sits behind the drum kit, making absolutely sure to bend over as she does so to give the audience a good view down her shirt. And then, of course, since she's wearing such a short skirt, you can, if you're at the right angle, see her black panties. (Women wear black panties when they're planning on a shag, don't you know.)

Another girl, young, probably not even 18, walks out just after her, passing behind the drums to the far side of the stage. The woman on drums takes the opportunity to slap her ass, and the girl grins and leans in for a quick snog before finishing her way across and picking up the bass guitar. She's wearing jeans and an over-large leather jacket covered with patches, her hair in a rather 80's-style side-ponytail.

You might not notice the two of them, though, because at about the same time, a blonde woman and a dark-haired man, both dressed in very tight-fitting leather, half-stumble onto the stage, pretty much joined at the lips. They pull back, eventually, grin wickedly at each other, and take their places - the man at the front with a guitar and a microphone, the woman slightly to the side with a keyboard and a microphone of her own.

And then they play.

They play songs that no one's heard. They play songs the various narrations will probably know - Ways and Means (sung by Jack), Voodoo Child (sung by Rose), How Far We've Come (sung by both of them), Almost Lover (written in collaboration with Ivy Robinson, sung and performed solely by Rose), I Write Sins Not Tragedies (sung by Jack, wearing this outfit, going away from the Billy Idol look for a song)... the list goes on.

There are lots of amazing pyrotechnics, created and set in place by Ace and Fiona, and set off by their manager/technician, Walter de Courcey.

Feel free to be crazy fans.

((ooc: So this is Jack and Rose and Fiona and Ace's band: Time and Relative Dimensions in Space. You can comment if you'd like to have your pup fangirl/boy during the concert, or trying to get their attention/autograph/photograph after the show.

Be warned, if your pup talks to them after... it's quite likely they'll get shagged. No, it doesn't matter who they talk to or what gender they are. These kids are indiscriminate. :D

Yes, the whole purpose of this post is to establish that they have a band, they perfom, and Rose has collaborated with Ivy.

Just assume that from today on to the end of the plot... they play every night. And they have some new songs every night. And sometimes they might play in the middle of the day because they've got some new songs they just can't wait to perform and get out there.))

rose tyler, plot with rocks in, ace mccoy, walter de courcey, jack harkness, fiona glenanne, ivy robinson

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