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RP/OWL: To Pansy

Oct 05, 2006 10:41

Date: 5 October 2001
Characters: Pansy & Chambers
Status: Private
Summary: Now that he's back to his old self, Chambers needs a break from said old self. Pansy holds the answer hostage in her hands. Please return now?
Completion: Incomplete

( gimme back my stress toy )

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sly_boots_pansy October 7 2006, 16:18:59 UTC

Pansy smirked at the boy standing outside her door. 'Nice sweater,' she said. 'I wondered when I might find you on more doorstep. Sadly, though, I fear it has more to do with your missing a certain purring ball of fur more than missing me, but we're going to pretend I'm the main attraction...'

She opened the door and gestured inside. 'Welcome to my adode...'

bishie_boy October 7 2006, 18:46:22 UTC

"Thank you. It's already a bit chill on the ground. Broom flight makes it thrice worse. If you're a good girl, I'll even let you pet it. It's soft." Chambers smirked, then bowed before her formally. He took her hand and kissed as if he were courting. "Of course, mademoiselle. How could I not find my ass attractive?" With a wink and a nod, he stepped inside to have a look around.

He had to admit, Parkinson had great taste.

"Nice indeed. I should have hired you to plan out my Lair. I still might, seeing as it's mostly empty now." Chambers was proud that the statement only caused a slight sigh. It was progress. "So do I get the privilege of a full tour?"

sly_boots_pansy October 7 2006, 20:06:38 UTC

Pansy stopped short, confused by his comment a moment. Then she figured it out and giggled. She followed him into her flat. 'Mostly empty?' she repeated. 'But what happened to...?' she started to query before thinking better of it. 'Nevermind...' she said softly.

'I'd love to give you a tour!' she said proudly, leading him towards her kitchen. 'And I have real food in here,' she announced after making him look at her flower shaped dishes. 'I still don't cook much, but I can boil water without burning the pan. Or my feet,' she added, thinking about the time the pan had boiled over when we was barefoot and had had to hop up to the counter to avoid having the bottom of her feet scalded.

bishie_boy October 7 2006, 22:12:25 UTC

Chambers tossed a contemplative look over his shoulder at Pansy. He hadn't considered talking to others about Roger. Not since Terry, at least. Malfoy's mocking certainly hadn't engendered any further need to confess. But Pansy obviously hadn't provoked any feelings of defensiveness or vulnerability. Studying her face briefly, he decided it was probably because she reminded him of someone once close to him. It took him a moment to realise who. He blinked and looked away a bit surprised.

"He left," Chambers answered simply enough. He then allowed himself to be distracted by the sights and amused by Pansy. Yes, he could understand the resemblance now, even the tenacity. "Boiling will get you far in the culinary world," he quipped as he eyed her food stock, then her. "However, you do know that it's not enough to simply have the food? You must eat it too. My Gods woman, I think my trousers would fall off those hips. We'll have to remedy that. After the tour." Chambers smirked playfully then gestured for her to continue.

sly_boots_pansy October 7 2006, 22:49:59 UTC

'Left?' Pansy repeated, surprised. She frowned and added sympathetically, 'Would you like me to hex him for you?'

'Well, it's more interesting in theory when you're standing in the market,' Pansy replied in self-defense. 'And I eat. I drink at least two cups of tea every single day... And they would not!' she retorted, scrunching up her nose at him. 'It's not that bad!' she protested, rolling her eyes.

Grabbing his hand, she escorted him to the terrace, showing off the view and the few plants she'd finally gotten. Recently. For the eighth time. After having killed the other seven attempts at a green thumb. After a second glance, she decided she might as well go ahead and get round nine of them. Shaking her head, she led him back into the lounge and showed off her painting from Adrian. 'You know the artist from Hogwarts, probably...' she told C.

bishie_boy October 8 2006, 00:44:17 UTC

"Would you please? Especially if he's found some other kitty to scratch." Chambers smirked at the hidden pun. Pansy didn't know about the animagus angle, but would probably chalk it up to Bitter Queen snark. Which, actually, it was too.

"Pansy-darling, you are not a plant," he drawled as he was led to the balcony. Chambers chuckled when he saw the potted plants. "Which is a fortunate thing. You need more than flavoured water for sustenance. Pimp's orders." There was a pause to enjoy the view, then Chambers pulled out his wand to cast a Revitalisation charm on the plants. It would hold them for about a month, if Pansy continued to neglect and abuse them. Then they were on the move again.

"Hmm, interesting composition," he said of the painting. "It's not Corner's work, is it? Less ego-centric, in that it incorporates more than the subject matter. I give. Who is it? Are you featuring them at the gallery? I might buy one off you. I need more artwork too," he snorted.

sly_boots_pansy October 8 2006, 17:53:41 UTC

'Ooooh, I love to hex deserving people!' Pansy said happily. 'I'll hex the other kitty, too, if there is one!' she promised. Maybe she could hire Tonks to find the missing Roger. Tonks had the best boobs in town. It would be worth it ( ... )

bishie_boy October 10 2006, 14:35:10 UTC

"That I look forward to seeing. Perhaps we could charge admission and make a profit off this as well? I feel I deserve some compensation. We can even buy you your own fuzzy sweater," Chambers smirked, slipping an arm around her waist so she could feel the sleeve. And since he was there, he might as well lean a chin on her shoulder. It helped in artwork and media centre viewing.

"Disappeared too?" he frowned slightly. "Just when did the Claws organise a new trend? And why didn't I get the memo? You really are becoming a bad influence. My own house forgets to send me posts." He snorted but forgave her quickly. After all, she did have such exquisite taste. "Yes, it would, wouldn't it? But do you think the gallery could handle the mobs attempting to buy such a marvellous piece? I'm not sure a value could be estimated. Some things are just priceless." He knew of the Puceys, as they were a wealthy pureblood family with long roots. Information like that had been a part of his education growing up. He'd also played against ( ... )

sly_boots_pansy October 10 2006, 23:52:08 UTC

'I'd like a fuzzy sweater,' Pansy admitted, admiring the softness of it. 'But I'd hex him for free. For you,' she added.

'Who knows. I'm not sure I'd count Michael Corner in the know of anything. . .' she said wryly. 'That man never knew whether he was coming or going, or what to do with something he professed to want when it was served on a silver platter!' she told C ( ... )

bishie_boy October 11 2006, 03:18:09 UTC

Call it a straight wind passing through. Or merely being the recipient of an oddly sweet sentiment. Hell, no one had ever offered to hex an offender in his defence, free of charge.

Chambers nuzzled Pansy's cheek and gave her a light peck.

He could do that. She was his Pansy-ass, after all.

"You know... that's an uncannily astute assessment of Corner. He was always passionate, and passionately indecisive, about nearly everything. He's probably found some new thing to be beautifully emo about." Cruel, but he'd bet money on that with a clear conscience.

On the bed, Chambers arched his brow in interest at mention of 'Mil'. The most he'd known about Pansy's love life was that they both appreciated Lisa-shaped people, although in different ways. She knew some about Roger. It only seemed fitting she shared. To playfully ease into a game of Kiss and Tell, Chambers began to deliberately search her bed, exclaiming, "You have a rent boy in here? I'm intrigued for certain. I refuse to leave until he's found."

One circling, ( ... )

sly_boots_pansy October 15 2006, 20:12:04 UTC

'Boy? Girl? You might find either one in there. But if you locate one, don't let 'em escape. They owe me rent...' Pansy teased before being distracted by the appearance of Robriki.

She noticed a lot of purring going on and was surprised that Robriki could manage such a deep rumbling sound out of such a tiny little chest.

Amused at C.'s question, Pansy replied, 'Because she likes to play in my make-up. She's usually wearing some by the time I'm done. It makes her such a Pretty Girl.' Pansy smiled and cooed at her favorite purbil, squinching her nose up at her.

bishie_boy October 16 2006, 04:26:04 UTC

"How do you know it isn't a Pretty Boy? It wouldn't be entirely impossible that I'd have a drag queen pet." Really, it wouldn't. That sort of shite happened rather frequently in his life.

His gaze searched over Robriki, but his pet merely giggled itself silly at their conversation. It was utterly adorable when gleeful. Chambers skritched it a bit more, then suddenly squirmed in surprise. Looking down at the bed, he asked in wonderment, "Are you sure you haven't lost someone in here?"

When Pansy came forward, rather perplexed, Chambers reached forward to take her wrist. A gentle tug sent her tumbling into the Clinging Covers next to him. He smirked at her surprise, rolling onto his side to face her. "Oh, it's you. Fancy meeting you here. Since I've got you captive-- or at least your bed does-- shall we plan World Domination together? Or Roger hexing? Or merely dinner?" Chambers placed Robriki between them so there could be some duel-action petting.

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