bored facismile of a sham of an update
since im too lazy for a real update, here, take this.
it actually took a lot of my brain to remember anything that went on in my life after 4th and prior to 8th or 9th grade.
Tell one memory from each grade.
==PRESCHOOL== Kids & Co, i was in the blue room ALL THE TIME, but i really wanted to explore the mysterious boundaries of the green and pink rooms (never got to). we had gerbils called Peanutbutter and Jelly, and a table with sand on one side and water on the other, the best part was putting the sand in the water side and the water in the sand side and watching everyone get angry. people kept stealing my toy dinosaurs when i was playing with them, and i never got to hand out apple juice and crackers at snack time. when we crossed the road to get to the playground, we had to hold on to a long string so that we wouldnt get lost in the street, and the swings were not very stable. i think Kids & Co used to be a Dunkin Donuts maybe, because they had sortof a drive through window on one side which was right next to the cemetary. also, one time we ate REAL green eggs and ham, and it was amazing.
==KINDERGARTEN== was forcibly forced to go to catholic school, crappy itchy skirts and pretending i knew how to play the recorder to impress everyone.
==FIRST== stil in the land of sadism and rulers, lost at tug of war and dont remember much else.
==SECOND== my teacher didnt like me much, and some stupid child kept answering all the questions i knew. my two best friends were reading some book together and conviniently forgot to include me, so i bought the book and read it before they could and tried to tell them the ending to piss them off.
==THIRD== cheated on my times tables test really obviously, and got sent to the office. played math blaster like a pro (except for the math part of course) and having to pretend to like the class hunk Bobby, so that i could be in the club my friends made up. also we saw a cows heart in science, and some stupid girl threw up.
==FOURTH== finally went to public school with the rest of my normal neighborhood friends. found blue caterpillars in the schoolyard at recess and kept them in a cup because they were awesome. waiting for my mom on the tire swing after school because i lived to close to get a bus, and making bead animals because that was the thing to do when you arte a hip fourth grader.
==FIFTH== went to middle school and had a teacher called mr coffee, dont remember much besides that, except that he threw pens out of the window for no reason.
==SIXTH== our lockers were pink, this is all i can come up with after racking my brain. also moved to Mendonin the summer.
==SEVENTH== went to nipmuc, missed pink lockers in all their glory, meeting Alyssa in art and our legacy of annoying everyone begins.
==EIGHTH== pre algebra with mrs villa who we drew things for and offered to work in her antique shop, well our idea of work anyway. making bug comics and seeing a history movie narrated by that teacher on boy meets world in mr austins class. the excitement and thrill of mr austins many many sweaters. 8th grade semi, which was spent laughing at Cat and everyone who danced with her, and throwing m&ms at everyone, also stealing the stars and dressing ourselves in the decorations afterwards.
==NINTH== on to the highschool, mr connors class and drawing him bugs and writing a story about how he was raised by llamas (this was accepted and given a full project grade of course) also making a pyramid out of chocolate and giving all the popsicle sticks inside it names.
==TENTH== gym class with sam and kelleigh, pretending to do yoga, but really mad disco dancing to Wan Pong Young (or whatever her name was)'s hot dance music. having to repeat algebra again for what i believe was absolutely no reason.
==ELEVENTH== this year, im tired.
==TWELFTH== next year
==SCHOOL AFTER HIGH SCHOOL== how should i know
==DESCRIBE TWO MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY PARTIES OF YOURS== abbys bday, when she had a blue cookie monster cake, and all the childs got blue frosting EVERYWHERE and had blue faces because they dye wouldnt wash off. also that one party of mine where i dropped my cake on the ground and the dog ate it. yeah im coordinated.
==DESCRIBE GETTING YOUR DRIVERS’ LICENSE== on the off chance that that will ever happen i will be sure to let you know, lj.
==EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY TO GET YOUR CRUSH’S ATTENTION? IF SO, WHAT?== not really.
==DESCRIBE A FUN VACATION YOU’VE TAKEN== the bahamas were pretty good, even though the boat looked like it was oing to sink the entire time. without our shoddy accomidations what would we have made fun of?
==WHAT CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN?== Natick, Milford now Mendon.
==HOW DID YOU MEET ALL YOUR FRIENDS?== they were attracted by my sparkling personality (read- i forced them to associate with me)
Your past…
==ACTIVITIES== i played soccer for a couple months before i realised how anti-sports i was, but most of my time was spent sitting in the goal picking grass because i refused to run.
==PETS== Hammy the hamster, Chocolate, Fudge, Honey (note the trend) Chloe, Kelly, Pippin, and Mr.Pants
==FIRST KISS== like a year ago, it wasnt snowing
==CRUSHES== how can anyone resist little blond Michael from barney, he was hot stuff, and he made an awesome telescope out of a toilet roll and glad wrap.
==JOBS== conviniently none that i have applied for
==BOY/GIRLFRIENDS== Rob
today we went to the mall for lack of anythong to do, and i accidentally bought a lot of candy, accidentally. then abby forced us to go to macyfilenesears's so she could make us stand around while she rode the escalator into crap knows where. when we got home, mom told me to put together a swing for our treee because abby broke our last one because she likes to do that kind of thing. i think i have another english essay to write, but thats less important than taking useless survays, obviously.
it actually took a lot of my brain to remember anything that went on in my life after 4th and prior to 8th or 9th grade.
Tell one memory from each grade.
==PRESCHOOL== Kids & Co, i was in the blue room ALL THE TIME, but i really wanted to explore the mysterious boundaries of the green and pink rooms (never got to). we had gerbils called Peanutbutter and Jelly, and a table with sand on one side and water on the other, the best part was putting the sand in the water side and the water in the sand side and watching everyone get angry. people kept stealing my toy dinosaurs when i was playing with them, and i never got to hand out apple juice and crackers at snack time. when we crossed the road to get to the playground, we had to hold on to a long string so that we wouldnt get lost in the street, and the swings were not very stable. i think Kids & Co used to be a Dunkin Donuts maybe, because they had sortof a drive through window on one side which was right next to the cemetary. also, one time we ate REAL green eggs and ham, and it was amazing.
==KINDERGARTEN== was forcibly forced to go to catholic school, crappy itchy skirts and pretending i knew how to play the recorder to impress everyone.
==FIRST== stil in the land of sadism and rulers, lost at tug of war and dont remember much else.
==SECOND== my teacher didnt like me much, and some stupid child kept answering all the questions i knew. my two best friends were reading some book together and conviniently forgot to include me, so i bought the book and read it before they could and tried to tell them the ending to piss them off.
==THIRD== cheated on my times tables test really obviously, and got sent to the office. played math blaster like a pro (except for the math part of course) and having to pretend to like the class hunk Bobby, so that i could be in the club my friends made up. also we saw a cows heart in science, and some stupid girl threw up.
==FOURTH== finally went to public school with the rest of my normal neighborhood friends. found blue caterpillars in the schoolyard at recess and kept them in a cup because they were awesome. waiting for my mom on the tire swing after school because i lived to close to get a bus, and making bead animals because that was the thing to do when you arte a hip fourth grader.
==FIFTH== went to middle school and had a teacher called mr coffee, dont remember much besides that, except that he threw pens out of the window for no reason.
==SIXTH== our lockers were pink, this is all i can come up with after racking my brain. also moved to Mendonin the summer.
==SEVENTH== went to nipmuc, missed pink lockers in all their glory, meeting Alyssa in art and our legacy of annoying everyone begins.
==EIGHTH== pre algebra with mrs villa who we drew things for and offered to work in her antique shop, well our idea of work anyway. making bug comics and seeing a history movie narrated by that teacher on boy meets world in mr austins class. the excitement and thrill of mr austins many many sweaters. 8th grade semi, which was spent laughing at Cat and everyone who danced with her, and throwing m&ms at everyone, also stealing the stars and dressing ourselves in the decorations afterwards.
==NINTH== on to the highschool, mr connors class and drawing him bugs and writing a story about how he was raised by llamas (this was accepted and given a full project grade of course) also making a pyramid out of chocolate and giving all the popsicle sticks inside it names.
==TENTH== gym class with sam and kelleigh, pretending to do yoga, but really mad disco dancing to Wan Pong Young (or whatever her name was)'s hot dance music. having to repeat algebra again for what i believe was absolutely no reason.
==ELEVENTH== this year, im tired.
==TWELFTH== next year
==SCHOOL AFTER HIGH SCHOOL== how should i know
==DESCRIBE TWO MEMORABLE BIRTHDAY PARTIES OF YOURS== abbys bday, when she had a blue cookie monster cake, and all the childs got blue frosting EVERYWHERE and had blue faces because they dye wouldnt wash off. also that one party of mine where i dropped my cake on the ground and the dog ate it. yeah im coordinated.
==DESCRIBE GETTING YOUR DRIVERS’ LICENSE== on the off chance that that will ever happen i will be sure to let you know, lj.
==EVER DONE ANYTHING CRAZY TO GET YOUR CRUSH’S ATTENTION? IF SO, WHAT?== not really.
==DESCRIBE A FUN VACATION YOU’VE TAKEN== the bahamas were pretty good, even though the boat looked like it was oing to sink the entire time. without our shoddy accomidations what would we have made fun of?
==WHAT CITIES HAVE YOU LIVED IN?== Natick, Milford now Mendon.
==HOW DID YOU MEET ALL YOUR FRIENDS?== they were attracted by my sparkling personality (read- i forced them to associate with me)
Your past…
==ACTIVITIES== i played soccer for a couple months before i realised how anti-sports i was, but most of my time was spent sitting in the goal picking grass because i refused to run.
==PETS== Hammy the hamster, Chocolate, Fudge, Honey (note the trend) Chloe, Kelly, Pippin, and Mr.Pants
==FIRST KISS== like a year ago, it wasnt snowing
==CRUSHES== how can anyone resist little blond Michael from barney, he was hot stuff, and he made an awesome telescope out of a toilet roll and glad wrap.
==JOBS== conviniently none that i have applied for
==BOY/GIRLFRIENDS== Rob
today we went to the mall for lack of anythong to do, and i accidentally bought a lot of candy, accidentally. then abby forced us to go to macyfilenesears's so she could make us stand around while she rode the escalator into crap knows where. when we got home, mom told me to put together a swing for our treee because abby broke our last one because she likes to do that kind of thing. i think i have another english essay to write, but thats less important than taking useless survays, obviously.