Funniest. Story. EVER.
AND NOW, THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST STORY EVER (OR AT LEAST TODAY...):
So this kid in my 6th grade class was talking today, and I heard him say something about how he went to a homo shelter. I was like, "WHAT?!" And he goes, "A homo shelter, you know, where homos go." "Uh, you mean a homeless shelter?" "Nooo, a HOMO shelter! Homos! You know, people who ride trains from town to town and--" "OH, HOBOS!! Hobo! The word is hobo, honey. Two COMPLETELY different things...!"
I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.
So this kid in my 6th grade class was talking today, and I heard him say something about how he went to a homo shelter. I was like, "WHAT?!" And he goes, "A homo shelter, you know, where homos go." "Uh, you mean a homeless shelter?" "Nooo, a HOMO shelter! Homos! You know, people who ride trains from town to town and--" "OH, HOBOS!! Hobo! The word is hobo, honey. Two COMPLETELY different things...!"
I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.