Aug 26, 2008 16:11
ta ta ta DON'T MISS A BEAT LADIES!!
C'mon girls!! That's right jump jump rip your lips right off your face because you don't need one anyway. LET'S GO! Sing songs that call you as a woman a cunt and a whore- that's right, sing along, JUMP JUMP.
Higher, better. Competition. Strut it. AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT KILL YOURSELF. And if you do then kill yourself trying.
Because none of you will ever believe you are Beautiful because you have never been told the truth that you were gorgeous the moment GOD marked his thumb on your flawed skin made perfect in his image.
Come on women, let's be reasonable. Forget about botox, take out all of your organs that you can live without. You will die at 29 but that's ok, you wouldn't want to be alive then anyway right?
As soon as you get your teeth in, just take them out and replace them with ivory cubes. It's ok ladies, keep bending over for the camera, show the world that you have breasts. Make us want you. Feel valued by the Flashes of the Camera because that is True Love.
Does money buy your happiness? Is it worth shaming yourself beyond recognition? Is it worth trading one person desiring you his whole life than a thousand for five minutes?
JUMP.