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Phil sent me this a few minutes ago...
http://womensrights.change.org/blog/view/dont_carry_condoms_in_dc_--_you_could_be_charged_with_prostitution According to the authorities in Washington D.C., if you are a woman driving in the city and you have more than two condoms with you, you are a prostitute and they will arrest you if they find them.
I know I shouldn't be surprised, DC -is- a center of idiocy in this country, but... this is a whole different level of retarded. Is DC still the crack capitol of the US? Because that could explain this. >.>
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