for the last time, no.
mother: are you being promiscuous?
me: [blank stare]
mother: you know i just worry about you, right? if you're being promiscuous i just need to know so you can be taken care of.
me: [blank stare]...mom. im friends with lots of guys, mom.
mother: i KNOW you're friends with lots of guys. i just want to be sure you're taking care of yourself.
me: mom. i am FRIENDS with guys because i don't like girls. girls are bitches. im not having sex with them.
mom: if you suddenly decide to become promiscuous, just tell me. it could be tragic, you know. like a play. you need to be taken care of. just tell me.
me: [blank stare] [begin laughter]
mom: don't laugh.
me: [more laughter]
p.s. i don't have to go to beauty school after all.
me: [blank stare]
mother: you know i just worry about you, right? if you're being promiscuous i just need to know so you can be taken care of.
me: [blank stare]...mom. im friends with lots of guys, mom.
mother: i KNOW you're friends with lots of guys. i just want to be sure you're taking care of yourself.
me: mom. i am FRIENDS with guys because i don't like girls. girls are bitches. im not having sex with them.
mom: if you suddenly decide to become promiscuous, just tell me. it could be tragic, you know. like a play. you need to be taken care of. just tell me.
me: [blank stare] [begin laughter]
mom: don't laugh.
me: [more laughter]
p.s. i don't have to go to beauty school after all.