Ladies and Gentlemen, Might I say that its my pleasure to be among you, and yours. One glance around and I find myself terribly star-struck.
My name? Dita Von Teese. And there really is no proper way to sum up who I am. Just how I got here. Blame the
_archdandy and his clever way of telling me to get a journal. He owes me.
As a welcome gift, please reply with possible ways of payment I might seek from him. And no holding back either. Be Creative.
Tease von teese