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visp November 22 2004, 11:53:42 UTC
REASONS WHY I HATE ROLEPLAYING GAMES ( ... )

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khayman November 22 2004, 12:21:01 UTC
You begin to wonder if God could possibly be defeatable

I always pictured God as having about 7000HP and resistance to fire. I think if you attacked with your +7 Crystal Sword of Deity-Slayer you might have a chance.

... but that's just me.

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realityknight November 22 2004, 12:22:43 UTC
you cannot win a game at all unless you resort to using magick

I've personally found that a .45 works well too. But that's just me.

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bedlammessiah November 22 2004, 12:59:22 UTC
Russian roulette with an automatic... c'mon, I dare you!

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realityknight November 22 2004, 13:49:51 UTC
Ooh! I like those odds!

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bedlammessiah November 22 2004, 13:51:59 UTC
I double-dare you, muthafucka!

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realityknight November 22 2004, 14:13:52 UTC
Aw shit, now it's on!

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magnoona November 22 2004, 14:33:27 UTC
Charge DMs with manslaughter! Heartless heathens!

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wordweaverlynn November 24 2004, 13:10:41 UTC
I very much doubt it.

I was raised Baptist. My mother found out recently that we have a D&D game at our house -- and asked me fearfully if that wasn't demonic. "No, Ma. I found it boring because it's too morally simplistic. Clearcut good versus evil." Kinda like fundamentalism, in fact.

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