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FYI -- I used to be a 'Chip Clip'. One of those oversized paperclips you humans use to keep opened bags of Doritos closed so the chips don't get stale.
I was blue with white lettering, and I had printed on me: "Ron Davis Heating & Plumbing / For all your heating and plumbing needs / You've tried the rest, now try the best / (716) 965-xxxx". I had stock clip-art (how ironic) of a pipe wrench on the left side and a van on the right. The van was labled "24hrs!"
I had a 22lb torsion spring to keep me closed, and a hole in the center of both halves so humans could hang me on a hook.
I was never used for chips. Instead, they used me to hold a 50-lb bag of 20-60-20 fertilizer closed in their garden shed.
My best friend in the shed was a 'garden weasel'. I believe he's been reincarnated as Justin Timberlake.
I was blue with white lettering, and I had printed on me: "Ron Davis Heating & Plumbing / For all your heating and plumbing needs / You've tried the rest, now try the best / (716) 965-xxxx". I had stock clip-art (how ironic) of a pipe wrench on the left side and a van on the right. The van was labled "24hrs!"
I had a 22lb torsion spring to keep me closed, and a hole in the center of both halves so humans could hang me on a hook.
I was never used for chips. Instead, they used me to hold a 50-lb bag of 20-60-20 fertilizer closed in their garden shed.
My best friend in the shed was a 'garden weasel'. I believe he's been reincarnated as Justin Timberlake.