And now, a story brought to you by Lila
So once there was this pineapple, it wasn't yellow, it was purple. one day the pineapple (whose name was ragina) decided she was going to invent something. So she got to work on a beautiful saturday morning, humming and clunking around in her garage. about 2 hours later she emerged, a little sleepy and decided that a good jump in the ocean would do just great for her energy. so she plodded down to the ocean, it was mighty cold, even in the summer. she took off her purple shoes and her purple hat and her purple robe and jumped in the water. all of a sudden a space monkey, zoomed down and swooped up the surprised and cold ragina. once she had recovered from her fright the space monkey (whose name was ontuki chuchabanana...pitankoui(yes that was his name)) handed her a heated towel. so she dried herself off. she was enjoying herself so much that when ontuki chuchabanana... pitankoui handed her a space banana to eat she began rubbing herself with it, thinking it was another heated towel. the space bananas weren't like regular bananas. when ragina looked down to admire her perfect purple shell she shrieked out in horror, her perfect purple shell had turned yellow. she was so emarrased and horrified that she jumped out of the space monkey spaceship and landed smack on hawaii. she grabbed a couple hard leaves and stuck them on her head for a hat and she wondered around crying pitifully for herself. soon she found a nice grassy area to continue her crying and plunked down in sorrow. her tears fell onto the ground, making it all wet, and fertil. She fell asleep and woke up the next morning feeling quite refreshed, but when she went to stand up, she realized she had grown roots and was now stuck to the ground wearing that silly pointy green hat she had used when she first landed on the island. realizing her fate, she took a deep sigh and decided that since she was now stuck here forever, she might as well try to make some babies for company with the male sex parts she kept stored away for only dire emergencies. this is waht she did, and still does to this day. and that was the story of how pineapples became yellow and came to maui with their silly green pointy hats (ragina would have picked some nicer leaves to use as a hat, but she wasn't exactly in her right mind when she grabbed some pieces of Aloi to sheild her face from the sun!)
the end!
oh..and we never found out what she was inventing before her adventures, but maybe thats for the better, because who knows what a purple pineapple might think up.