Take what they give you and keep it inside
1. Do you like cheese?
Unhealthily so.
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Right after I did coke off that hooker's ass.
3. Do you own a bike?
I am in possession of an almost 20 year old Trek... It's "living" with disintegration...
4. What are you doing tonight?
Not much if I'm doing this right now. To be fair, it is quite late.
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Only annoyed that I have to wait a half hour to see the doctor for five minutes for the same fucking bullshit.
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
We have an on-again, off-again kind of thing...we're off right now.
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
It is true that I hate Christmas songs...however, I enjoy All I Want for Christmas diva-offs and Breath of Heaven for goosebumps and memories.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
I love scotch.
9. Can you do push ups?
Hard to say, but I am developing upper body strength slowly but surely...
10. Is your bathroom clean?
My bathroom is way gross...gotta get on that.
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
I miss my watch.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
My intimidating shutdowns?
14. Do you have friends?
Hmm...this is a really uplifting survey for the friendless...
15. Do you miss someone?
I've got GPS tracking all you bitches.
16. Middle name?
Unfortunate.
17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?
1 - Or I could sleep...
2 - Why is Lily Allen so ugly?
3 - I want chocolate.
19. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1- water
2- diet coke
3- milk?
20. Current worry?
Hi, it's me. Like there's one. Exams, procrastination, poverty, body, sleep, other.
21. Current hate?
Laundry.
22. Favorite place to be?
Driving when it's breezy.
23. How did you bring in the New Year?
Mocking a douchebag in Mej's apartment.
24. Where would you like to go?
NYC, Boston - Amy are you still out there reading...we haven't talked in months, everywhere.
25. Are you hungry?
FOR LIFE!
26. What made you laugh last?
Dropping my spoon outside of Cold Stone. My sister and me on the phone.
27. Do you own slippers?
Do you care?
29. Do you burn or tan?
It's been a long while since I noticed...
30. Favorite color?
Don't have one.
31. Would you be a pirate?
I'm certainly bad ass enough. Would we have a soccer team?]
32. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Hmm...whatever's on my itunes if I can hear it.
33. What did you have for lunch?
garlic bread and carrots
34. Name someone who has changed your life.
the circulation of affect between bodies necessarily changes the shape of those bodies
35. What's in your pocket right now?
No pockets of which to speak.
36. Something you can't wait for?
The other side of things.
37. Best bed sheets as a child?
My favorite was this pair of striped sheets that was like brown, pink, and blue...in retrospect they we're probably really ugly...but I loved them. I thought they always felt really cool on my skin.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
The twice broken wrist...
39. What is your biggest pet peeves?
That expression.
40. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One. Fascinatin.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
The majority of my friends could fit this one, it's the other that I could name people for...
42. Who is your most silent friend?
Christy (in terms of conspicuousness), Megan (in terms of quietness)
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Who doesn't? I'm fucking awesome.
44. Do you wish on shooting stars?
I make wishes.
45. What is your favorite movie?
meh.
46. What is your favorite candy?
MAMBAS!
47. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?
Foul. I want to fucking dance to DIRRTY at a wedding though! Or in general.
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
I have a whole score by Bryan Adams planned out...
49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
Getting ready to go to bed.
50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
Why does the clock say that time?