Фривольная поэзия. Песня о ежиках

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Песня о Ежиках

Встречается во многих книгах Терри Пратчетта, но текст не приводится (из текста понятно, почему). Позаимствовано у madmit с его любезного разрешения. Русский перевод весьма неполный - думаю, есть повод озадачиться на досуге.

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The Hedgehog Song, v1.6

[madmit]

Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have a ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1:
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2:
The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!

Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 1

A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 2

You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 1

You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 2

You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 1

For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 2

For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 1

Antipodean pranks - you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna - go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 2

A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 1

You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 2

A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see,
You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee.
You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 1

A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
But to keep up with them you may have to run.
You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

REPEAT CHORUS 2

A hippo is funny but take care if underneath,
A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth.
Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

© Reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and alt.fan.pratchett

Re: The Hedgehog Song, v1.6

[out_of_joint]

Отлично!
Реконструкцию Matthew Crosby я тоже нашел.
А вот исходный текст на сайте Heather Wood:
http://members.aol.com/hwood50/hw/hedgehog.html,
тут даже с нотами:
http://sniff.numachi.com/~rickheit/dtrad/pages/tiHEDGEHOG;ttDUNDEBON.html.
В общем, look at
http://www.livejournal.com/users/out_of_joint/7224.html :)

Re: The Hedgehog Song, v1.6

[madmit]

аха, мы ходили одними путями! :)

а вообще-то я искал mp3, которую когда-то скачал из сообщества, но потом случайно потер. так и не нашел :(