the end of an era
so today at work a guy asked for a certain pair of pants so I (yea i know i always post about work, but it gets action packed) go to the back and turn on the vortex. So i have to wait like 3 minutes cause it was in the back, and im standing there, and i hear a rustle behind me, but realise im totally alone. so im thinking about work and life and stuff and i look at the vortex and think, my last day is wednesday, how many times am i going to be able to ride a vortex? so i check one more time to make sure im alone, find an empty spot on the vex, and grab on. and its awesome!!!!! but then it started to virbate and i heard a loud boom with lots of other smaller crashes. and im stuck. the vortex has stopped. I am dangling about 15 feet above the ground with the saftey fence for the second floor a couple of feet in front of me. I could drop, but there was a box filled with tiny metal hangers that go in jewlery and a box filled with the tiny metal pins that go in the security tags. yea thats right. So i realised with my options kind of limited, i start to shake the vortex hoping it would kick on, because when something is broken, you hit it to make it work. My plan isnt really working, and I hear something hit the swinging doors. so i had to do something. i start to swing towards to ledge of the 2nd floor but my toes barley scrape the side. i cant work my way up or down because there are too many clothes on both sides. so i...
how would you like this story to end?
a) ...jumped off, i was able to miss the metal filled boxes, but i banged my head on a rod that was protruding from the vortex next to me and i am now im a coma.
b) ...looked toward the door and the person who opened it was tina, and as i pulled myself upward to hide my dangling feet, she walked right under me and started eating a twinkie, so i dropped on her fat ass, got up, and walked away. Tina dies.
c) use my telekinetic powers to call on ashley who teleports to where i am and flies me away, we go to spain, but realise its not so great and head back for cali. tina gets cancer.
or, the actual ending-
...realise that i am almost 6 feet tall. 15 feet minus 6 feet is 9 feet. So i stop being a pussy and let go. I land on my feet and laugh my ass off in relief. I was able to miss the boxes, but just barely. so i head back to the floor, and the bastard is gone. i hate customers.
how would you like this story to end?
a) ...jumped off, i was able to miss the metal filled boxes, but i banged my head on a rod that was protruding from the vortex next to me and i am now im a coma.
b) ...looked toward the door and the person who opened it was tina, and as i pulled myself upward to hide my dangling feet, she walked right under me and started eating a twinkie, so i dropped on her fat ass, got up, and walked away. Tina dies.
c) use my telekinetic powers to call on ashley who teleports to where i am and flies me away, we go to spain, but realise its not so great and head back for cali. tina gets cancer.
or, the actual ending-
...realise that i am almost 6 feet tall. 15 feet minus 6 feet is 9 feet. So i stop being a pussy and let go. I land on my feet and laugh my ass off in relief. I was able to miss the boxes, but just barely. so i head back to the floor, and the bastard is gone. i hate customers.