The cocky character. (Some profanity.)
I'm not sure where this is from. :/
Questionnaire #50 -- Politics and activism
Do you consider yourself political?
Fuck no.
Where do you think of your politics as falling (right? left? socialist? anarchist?)
I could really care less.
Do the people in power share your politics?
No.
Do you consider yourself an activist?
No.
What 'causes' are you active in?
Nothing.
What form does your activism take? (some people stuff envelopes; some people blow up buildings)
Nothing. That's about the 6th answer I've put with a "no".
Questionnaire #51 -- romance and fun
Do you believe in romance?
Not really. No time.
What is the most romantic thing you have ever done?
Sex.
What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Sex.
Is a sense of humour important to you?
Sure. But I only do one night stands. So what's the point?
What is the silliest thing you have ever done with a lover?
No sex.
Name something that looks like fun, but that you would never do. Why wouldn't you do it?
Marriage. Marriage isn't me. Kids aren't me. Pregnant lady isn't me.
Questionnaire 52 -- More favourites
What is your favourite... (and why?)
Fruit?
Carrots. Long and hard.
Movie?
Fight club. Classic.
Way to spend time with your mate?
Sex. It's fun.
Number?
21. Lucky number ever since I was 17.
Time waster?
Sex.
Sport?
In my book, sex is a sport.
Questionnaire # 53 - Kinks
Have you ever paid someone for sex?
Hell no.
Have you ever had someone tie you up?
Possibly.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever been penetrated with?
Plastic crap.
Where's the oddest place you've had sex?
Chapel. Damn that was good.
What's your most perverted fantasy?
Sex party. Everyone having sex. Yeah.
Has your partner ever done something to you that you thought you'd hate and you got off on it? What was it?
No.
Questionnaire #54 - Labor
When did you get your first paying job?
19.
What was it?
Dishwasher at the local cafe.
What job are you working now?
Steal from the rich. Steal from the poor. Steal from hot chicks. Then have sex later.
What job do you expect you will be doing in the future?
I'll still probably be stealing.
If you didn't have to work (money wasn't an issue) would you still work anyway?
Fuck no. I don't even work anymore. I need liquid? Other people pay it.
What is your ideal job?
I'm a pickpocket. There, I said it.
Questionnaire #55 -- Education/Smarts
Do you consider yourself smart?
Hell yeah.
Who is the smartest person you know?
Tyler Durden. Soap. Can't get any smarter than that.
Up to what level did you attend formal education? (ie. 10th grade, bachelor, grad work etc.)
High school. Then it's stealing.
In what environment did you lean the most? (ie. school, home, streets, job etc.)
Streets.
Who taught you the most/most useful lessons?
My dad.
Who is your favourite teacher? (does not have to be an actual teacher, just someone you learned from)
Dad. The real blue-ribbon fuck-up.
Questionnaire #56 - Perversion
I know I'm perverted.
What's the most perverted thing you've done?
Porn. It's not even that good.
What's the difference between perverted and kinky?
Perverted means you gotta take risks. Kinky means everyone's in on it.
What's something perverted you've been asked to do and wouldn't?
Sex with some old hag. She kept begging me. What the fuck?
What's something you used to think was perverted, but don't now?
Sex.
What's something you didn't used to think was perverted, but do now?
My little sister.
Questionnaire #57 -- Word Association
Say the first thing that pops into your head after each of the following words. Do you know why your brain made that connection?
Hate.
Religion. Stupid. Don't shove your religion down my throat.
Love.
Stealing. The feeling is great.
Sex.
Yes. It's fun.
Family.
Franco. Alejandro. Franco keeps me arguing, Alejandro keeps me worrying.
Fear.
Pinched. We'd be fucked.
Humanity.
Could care less.
Questionnaire #58 - Sounds
What is your favourite sound?
Moans.
If you were deaf, what would you miss the most?
Moans.
What does your voice sound like?
Risky.
Can you sing?
Never tried. Never will.
Can you play an instrument?
Instruments are for pussies.
What is the sound of a sunrise?
Never stayed up. Alejandro's bound to make me one day.
Questionnaire #59 - Travel
Have you ever been in a plane? Where did you go?
Yeah. Washington. Went there. Stole. Came back.
Have you ever been in a boat? Where did you go?
Seasick.
What is your preferred method of transportation? Why?
Car. Hate planes. Too much security. Fuck boats. Fuck trains. I'd rather ride in my delicious Jeep.
Where is the furthest you have ever travelled from your home?
Washington.
Do you enjoy travel?
No. Stay in one place. Don't get caught. There's no need to risk yourself when you're already in hiding.
Are you a light or heavy packing traveller?
Light. Travel with nothing. Steal. Bring home everything.
Questionnaire #60 -- Things that go bump
What was your first Halloween costume?
Burglar. Figures.
What is the worst nightmare you've ever had?
Franco and Alejandro were killed. I was all alone. But that was just a dream. It'll never happen...
When was the last time you were scared?
When we almost got pinched.
What frightens your partner?
I'm a swinger. It varies from bouncers to dimes.
What is the strangest thing you eat?
Brussel sprouts. No one likes them. More for me.
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Plenty. Not caused by me.
Questionnaire #61 - creativity
Do you consider yourself creative?
Fuck yes.
What is the most creative thing you've ever done?
Schemed this whole bitching plan to steal from this one chick. Vengence is sweet.
Do you have any artistic talent? What?
If you count stealing as one. I'm damn good at that.
Do you like art?
No. But Alejandro drags me along with her. She wants to see some occasionally.
Do you believe artists should be subsidised so that they can create without having to worry about stuff like a roof over their heads or where their next meal is coming from?
Fuck artists.
If you had to put one item that belongs to you into a museum time capsule, what would it be?
My pants.
What do you think is perverted?